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The Whorl™️
@glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Older than all of y’all. She/her.
I squeal about the child. A lot.
I also post pics of things (mostly plants, bugs, the odd mushroom, sometimes birds) I find on my walks.
Often sweary.
Pinned
If y’all want to know what i’m about 👇
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"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."

The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Great Blue Heron

I thought I was going to be hitting the beach...
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I swear to fucking god!
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Look, is it too much to ask to be able to nibble on that lovely collarbone while listening to his sweet, sweet vice?
Well, is it?
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lookit this gorgeousness, y’all.
Run, don’t walk, to get a set.
Thanks for the love on this, friends. It's been a joy in a rough week!

This set is in my store here: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
I made a paint set I really, really like and it makes me happy.

& This is the kinda fkd up timeline where smol happy things matter.

So here. Have some colours that make my brain happy I guess?

It has 3 single pigment primaries + green, & works for mixing a rainbow of colours plus greys & browns…
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Christ.
That was short lived 😞
BREAKING

The U.S. Supreme Court is allowing the GOP gerrymandered Texas congressional map to stand in a 6-3 decision, with Kagan, Sotomayor, and Brown-Jackson dissenting.
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Corvid!Yeebs has opinions, y’all.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.

Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The full set of 5 local herons around earlier in the week on the harbor walk, I didn't snap the Egrets, but here the first of the others, the Green Heron. With the midday sun behind me it almost looks like a cutout. #Birds 🪶 #EastCoastKin #photography
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Not to be overly obvious here, but many people seeking asylum need phones to keep in touch with loved ones, access crucial information etc. Having a phone isn't a "luxury item" anymore. It is a necessity for many people. Taking it away has serious implications.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Nadine and the Jumbled Gelato
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Molly takes winter very seriously.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Don't let Eric's smile fool you; this jar has a lid for very good reasons.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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LMFAO
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Several Canadians have mentioning Spocking the Canadian five dollar bill, something I’ve never heard of. And I suggest you Google it like I did because it is a delight.
🤣😂
I can make it worse
We can be a very silly country sometimes
At one point, we were told to stop spocking the fives
We were colouring them in and turning them into Mr. Spock from Star Trek
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Watching this american series, and there’s this scene with london cops talking in fake cockney accents saying things like ‘pocketbook’, and i can’t even.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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#Oxford people, #birdflu has been confirmed on Port Meadow.

Take care everyone.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2567322...
Urgent warning issued after bird flu outbreak in popular city meadow
An urgent warning has been issued after positive cases of bird flu were confirmed in Port Meadow, Oxford.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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down the hatch! yum yum yum! 🪶📸 this is the last of the photos i have of this guy i think. he did a lot to eat that one crab. looks delicious though.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Of course there's a pelicurse for today too.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going through the Chanel pics, especially the ones with the sunglasses up, and little fucker is not beating the ‘stylish 80s lesbian’ allegations, is he?
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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You do in fact get a pelicurse.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM