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One Three One Two
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Pothead music producer and passionate devotee of red & black mana. Host for @mtglexicon.bsky.social & @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social Finger-guns bisexual. (fae/faer)
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hello, friends! I'm Empress Quinn, and I post a lot about Magic the Gathering's Commander format.
You can find my decks on Moxfield here:
www.moxfield.com/users/GirlDi...
A selfie angle photo of Empress Quinn with a winning smile in front of faer bathroom mirror. Fae's lightly made up with black lipstick and eyeliner and faer dreads cascade dramatically over half of faer face. Fae is wearing a black shirt with the Mental Misplay logo on the upper left corner and you can see the back reflected in the mirror, out of focus, but it's the face from the card Ad Nauseum and ribbons with text surrounding it say "big draws, Bad Naus". Fae's holding a copy of the card Peer into the Abyss.
girldickenergy.bsky.social
"hey EQ, i noticed you're posting a lot about FINAL FANTASY II and *none* about FINAL FANTASY XII."
Yeah, I have two more dungeons left and i simply cannot muster the amount of fucks that the game is requiring me to give to get across that finish line. here's where we stopped.
a screenshot of the save screen of FINAL FANTASY XII. We've saved at the crystal in the First Ascent/The Wellspring of the game's second to last dungeon, Pharos.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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radicaldreamer.bsky.social
if you can't handle me at trough, you don't deserve me at peak!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II posting some more

The emperor parked right outside the castle with a FUCKING TORNADO. Naturally, we weren't having it. Pulled up to the Cyclone Fortress on a Wyvern, fought our way to the throne room and gave His Majesty a taste of that Level 7 Toad. 😌💅🏾
also: FUCK HECTEYES
The Emperor of Palamecia a blue and a red mana Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard tap: Add blue or red. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on The Emperor of Palamecia. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, transform it. 2/2 Hecteyes one and a black Creature — Ooze Horror When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. “Once, the monsters of Hell poured forth into the world. They entered using a path known as the Jade Passage.” —Hilda, Princess of Fynn 1/1
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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janeplaysmagic.bsky.social
OK bsky you cam see the too sexy poster, as a treat! See you at 1pm- we have already had our mysterious tech issue of the day so I'm expecting it to be smooth!

HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈

twitch.tv/janejudge

@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Nov 29 1pm demon pod with pics of the players with horns. Its not bannable sexy although the players are all hotties
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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hbvc-mtg.bsky.social
New logo and thumbnail design, who dis?
An EDH & MTG Podcast The Hero's Blade Vibe Check Radio Show Hosted By Cole & Empress Quinn B-Weekly Episodes of Games, Gags and Gaffes - To your Ears Every Two Weeks Where We Ask the Question: Does Your Commander Pass The Vibe Check?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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janeplaysmagic.bsky.social
That's right, HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL episode today!!!

Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈

twitch.tv/janejudge

@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Nov 29th Demon Pod with pics of the players with lil horns photoshopped on, its cute
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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scryfall.com
🪲 You may have noticed `is:ub`/`not:ub` are temporarily not returning results. That's a bug! We made UB-related updates earlier today. We're looking into it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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themaverickgirl.bsky.social
It's Friday.

You're probably full of turkey and tapped out from Black Friday shopping.

How about a play point giveaway for @magiconline.bsky.social?!

Like, repost, and follow to get in on the action. And hey, for good measure: tell me what your favorite card of 2025 was!

#MTGOCreator
A Magic Online play point
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II posting again

Some Events sure do Occur. Went and found a pair of masks and a crystal rod and then got FUCKING SWALLOWED BY LEVIATHAN, met the last living Dragoon and we fought our way out together, then climbed the Mysidian Tower and claimed the Ultima Tome.
Rip Minwu 🥲
Swallowed by Leviathan Two and a blue Instant Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Minwu, Rebellion Strategist (Mangara, the Diplomat) Three and a white Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Lifelink Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, draw a card. Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card. 2/4
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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violetmagician.bsky.social
Light up icicle tiger #papercraft #crafts #art
paper art of a tiger with lights in its see through body
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Robots
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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radicaldreamer.bsky.social
my thanksgiving dinner take is you absolutely should sneak out to burn one with your sibling/partner/whoever before sitting down for the meal
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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ctcmtg.bsky.social
Shout out to @thebloodricguy.bsky.social for the push.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
*tearing my hair out and bleeding from my eyes* im having so much fun playing against vorinclex in bracket 2!!! im so glad he's free from the gamechanger list!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Show me your commander decks built around Circle of Power 👀
Circle of Power Three and a black Sorcery You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with “Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent.” Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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girlnextvore.bsky.social
I am going to start DIYing and whipping it up in the kitchen like a dealer

i will be listening to westside gun making bricks of pure estradiol
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II has the Hidden Mage Village of Mysidia LFGGGGG
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 5d
FINAL FANTASY hits the hardest for me when it's about the Summons and the Summoner, but FINAL FANTASY II is actually crushing it despite having none of those.
Compared with FINAL FANTASY XII, I guess I would rather not have Summons at all than have them and barely use them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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fireshoes.bsky.social
BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE 55-CARD SHRINE TROPHY! #mtg #MTGxATLA
1 Iroh, Grand Lotus 1 Hermitic Herbalist 1 Airbending Lesson 1 Agna Qel'a 2 Plains 1 Abandon Attachments 1 Lost Days 1 Rabaroo Troop 1 Rumble Arena 1 Lightning Strike 2 Crescent Island Temple 1 The Lion-Turtle 1 Geyser Leaper 3 Guru Pathik 2 It'll Quench Ya! 1 Dragonfly Swarm 1 Kyoshi Island Plaza 1 Walltop Sentries 1 Southern Air Temple 1 Serpent of the Pass 1 Iroh's Demonstration 3 The Spirit Oasis 1 Aang, the Last Airbender 1 Ostrich-Horse 3 Aang's Journey 1 Octopus Form 1 Zuko's Exile 7 Island 4 Mountain 7 Forest 1 Sandbenders' Storm
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Drafted this abzan pile and splashed red for Toph and it was sick af, we went 1-2 but they were all Real Games of Magic and required every ounce of my Gamer Prowess™, which was exhausting in the moment, but looking back on it fucking RULED
Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance Two and hybrid orzhov, hybrid orzhov Legendary Creature — Bear Spirit Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai. When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control. “My friend gave me hope that the forest would grow back.” —Aang 3/3 Tolls of War A white and a black mana Enchantment When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. (It’s an artifact with “two, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”) Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. Toph, Hardheaded Teacher Two, a red, and a green Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally When Toph enters, you may discard a card. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast a spell, earthbend 1. If that spell is a Lesson, put an additional +1/+1 counter on that land. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that’s still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) 3/4 Watermark: Earth Kingdom Cycle of Renewal Two and a green Instant — Lesson Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. “These acorns are everywhere, Aang. That means the forest will grow back.” —Katara
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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xochilex.bsky.social
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain (commission)

#xochiart #art #mtg
Digital illustration. Sisay from Magic: the Gathering. Low angle camera looking up at fit woman with dark hair, tied into a long braid. She holds a wrestling-style belt over her shoulders that has the five mana symbols of Magic. Over her waist, she wears another belt that has the words "Weatherlight Champion". Colorful clouds form behind her. At the very bottom of the image, text reads "Sisay, Weatherlight Captain".
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
WELL THAT SUCKED
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 4d
Chat, opponent cast a Flood of Tears into Metalbender Toph's board full of artifacts and ngl it feels like they just fucking handed them the game.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Chat, opponent cast a Flood of Tears into Metalbender Toph's board full of artifacts and ngl it feels like they just fucking handed them the game.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY hits the hardest for me when it's about the Summons and the Summoner, but FINAL FANTASY II is actually crushing it despite having none of those.
Compared with FINAL FANTASY XII, I guess I would rather not have Summons at all than have them and barely use them.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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membrane.hellstar.plus
call me a tool used during linux installation the way i pac the strap
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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liiga.bsky.social
I think today is a good day to share my second piece for the Magic: The Gathering in Miniature III exhibition that'll be in Gallery Nucleus Jan 31 - Feb 15, 2026:
Elspeth in Bloomburrow with sweet pea wings! 💖 This is done in acrylics on the back of a Swords to Plowshares artist proof.
An itty bitty painting of Elspeth, the planeswalker from Magic: The Gathering, as a white mouse clad in silver armor with golden decorations. She's wearing a white cape and holding a spear that took more than one try to get to look right. Behind her, white sweet peas are arranged in the shape of wings (because Elspeth is an angel) and she's making friends with an orange butterfly. This is on the back of my Swords to Plowshares artist proof, which also involves sweet peas. Pencil for scale!
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM