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One Three One Two

@girldickenergy.bsky.social

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Pothead music producer and passionate devotee of red & black mana. Host for @mtglexicon.bsky.social & @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social Finger-guns bisexual. (fae/faer) #DrownedSecretsDotFM 📩[email protected]

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · Nov 13

Hello, friends! I'm Empress Quinn, and I post a lot about Magic the Gathering's Commander format.
You can find my decks on Moxfield here:
www.moxfield.com/users/GirlDi...

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2h

😭😭😭 Bracket 2 No Gamechangers (I will put 22 mana worth of permanents on the board on turn 4 consistently tho)

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2h

I'm salty about seeing It That Betrays and one Ulamog or another on turn 4 two games in a row.

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 12h

blessèd be, i was worried

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 12h

They show you more cards per dollar if it's impulse draw!!! It's just good business 😇

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 12h

😻😻😻

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 12h

things we like: matching the picture on the chocograph with the place on the map, reaping incredible fucking rewards like elixirs and ability-granting equipment
things we don't like: choco hot & cold 😭

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2d

Chat, we just got Final Fantasy IX's Hilda Garde 3. We have not engaged with the chocobo-related sidequests at all thus far. Are the rewards worthwhile?

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 14h

unlikely

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 14h

Candle emoji arranged in a summoning circle around the words "Wan Shi Tong flavoured Future Sight in the avatar set"

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 14h

Shout-out to Faerie Artisans, what a miserable card for everyone but me, the caster. 🥰

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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 14h

Damn now I'm envious about collecting a bunch of random quotes on my bullshit

Give me your random quotes wrt my bullshit

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 14h

#bloodicposting time

So those reviews were very nice of Cas to do, fun stuff, check it out

But then you have @girldickenergy.bsky.social coming in hot confirming that the deck is bracket 3 and I can add another quote to the primer

Quinn: IT BEATS ASS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THREATS PERMANENTLY SHORT OF EXILE

me: 😆😆😆😆😆

Get good and figure it out yourself - John/darkhawkeye007

Creatures with keywords enter and stuff happens - Mike

They do not see the light of Bloodric - empress Quinn

Skill issue vampire - Abigail

Scary how never ending it felt - stormy

Cole how do you manage to make Bloodric so mardu when he's Boros - Medusa

IT BEATS ASS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE YO REMOVE THREATS PERMANENTLY SHORT OF EXILE - Empress Quinn

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 14h

oooooh thats a cool take on it 👀

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 15h

💯, they really went off on this cycle

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 15h

Mom come pick me up, they're being wrong online about Inspired Ultimatum again

Inspired Ultimatum
Blue, blue, red, red, red, white, white
Sorcery

Target player gains 5 life, Inspired Ultimatum deals 5 damage to any target, then you draw five cards.

“The Way tells us we must strive towards unity of mind. Through shared understanding, we may yet put an end to strife on Tarkir.”
—Shiko

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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 20h

Abandoned #creatures #objecthead

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 20h

An edit of the "Kramer, what's going on in there?" meme.
Jerry and Kramer stand on either side of a doorway, the room bathed in red light as Jerry asks what's going on.
The second panel has images from magic the gathering, depicting the events of a game

There's a Toxrill, the Corrosive surrounded by Bitterblossom faeries; Shelob, Child of Ungoliant wearing a singular Swiftfoot Boot, and Celestine and Suture Priest.

In the third panel, Jerry looks back at Kramer, who has been replaced with the art for Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied. She answers, "I'm dueling in mid-range hell, Jerry."

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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 1d

Going through older pics and saw these and just felt like touching these up a bit #glitchart #monsters

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

💜💜💜

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

yeah bro come thru, we're jamming French Rites mirrors

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

HISSING 🔪🔪🔪

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

:videogames:

One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

You are being swung at with a flying 12/12 with a wicked combat damage trigger, what's good?

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d

i need binder pages full of buster swords and super states

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2d

She's sooooooo sick if every turn you're like "Swing for 6, grab Sword of Forge and Frontier" or "swing for 8, grab Genji Glove" 😻😻😻

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2d

i just had an opponent on lifegain bats hit me with the "can you stop with the commander damage". stay safe out there, yall

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 2d

Chat, we just got Final Fantasy IX's Hilda Garde 3. We have not engaged with the chocobo-related sidequests at all thus far. Are the rewards worthwhile?

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