Rocks & Plants & Birds & Things
@gatcat.bsky.social
A loose harmony of shifting energies since 13.9B BCE: The Coyotacious Now.
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I am a bag of bones and pain and smells, and I can’t sleep or make sense of the noises coming out of the grey matter upstairs . Who even invented human bodies. These are ridiculous vessels for incomprehensible souls, and it’s no wonder some of us don’t even want to identify as people. bleagh
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am a bag of bones and pain and smells, and I can’t sleep or make sense of the noises coming out of the grey matter upstairs . Who even invented human bodies. These are ridiculous vessels for incomprehensible souls, and it’s no wonder some of us don’t even want to identify as people. bleagh
Been stupidly sick since an allergic reaction Thursday morning, and I’m just lying awake, barely alive, listening to that one Beastie Boys song on loop so every three and a half minutes I can sing along with the barking dog intro. Because 🤘 you can’t 🤘you won’t 🤘 and you don’t stop🤘
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Been stupidly sick since an allergic reaction Thursday morning, and I’m just lying awake, barely alive, listening to that one Beastie Boys song on loop so every three and a half minutes I can sing along with the barking dog intro. Because 🤘 you can’t 🤘you won’t 🤘 and you don’t stop🤘
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
i have no power in this realm except to be awkward. I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable. But I don’t know any better. I’m a wild animal wearing a human costume. I try so hard, and maybe it’s just time to stop trying. I think I will try to swim to Guam.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i have no power in this realm except to be awkward. I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable. But I don’t know any better. I’m a wild animal wearing a human costume. I try so hard, and maybe it’s just time to stop trying. I think I will try to swim to Guam.
I think this is my new theme song. Paul’s guitar even sounds like my old Gibson, so I’m thinking I’m gonna have to learn this shiz. it’s so me 🌱
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
Mother Nature's Son - Remastered 2009
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think this is my new theme song. Paul’s guitar even sounds like my old Gibson, so I’m thinking I’m gonna have to learn this shiz. it’s so me 🌱
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
Some mornings I wake up and think about walking away from everything, literally just grabbing my small backpack and starting to walk, leaving behind my material possessions, bank cards, ID, etcetera. This morning might have been the closest I’ve ever been. I’m tired of all this human shit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Some mornings I wake up and think about walking away from everything, literally just grabbing my small backpack and starting to walk, leaving behind my material possessions, bank cards, ID, etcetera. This morning might have been the closest I’ve ever been. I’m tired of all this human shit.
I just got back from a sunny walk along the Tijuana River estuary, and someone here is watching a TV football game somewhere it is snowing, and the very idea of spectators paying for the privilege of sitting outdoors in such bullshit made me laugh about as hard as I remember ever laughing. 🖕❄️🖕
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I just got back from a sunny walk along the Tijuana River estuary, and someone here is watching a TV football game somewhere it is snowing, and the very idea of spectators paying for the privilege of sitting outdoors in such bullshit made me laugh about as hard as I remember ever laughing. 🖕❄️🖕
thank you for a phonky time
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
thank you for a phonky time
no surprise 🤘
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
no surprise 🤘
Can you imagine what it was like to be alive in the 1960s, getting to hear new releases for the first time from the Beach Boys and the Beatles? By the time I had a working brain, we took these sounds for granted, heard them on easy listening radio, but without the groundbreaking impact.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can you imagine what it was like to be alive in the 1960s, getting to hear new releases for the first time from the Beach Boys and the Beatles? By the time I had a working brain, we took these sounds for granted, heard them on easy listening radio, but without the groundbreaking impact.
Introduce yoursmelf with five wild animals you’ve seen in the wild
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Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
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American bison
Coyote
White-tailed deer
Turkey
Red fox
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Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Marten
Elk
Fox
Lynx (yes!)
Caribou
Marten
Elk
Fox
Lynx (yes!)
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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The lard thing is why the Manteca water tower will never not be funny.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The lard thing is why the Manteca water tower will never not be funny.
Drinking wine from Manteca, CA, which used to be a backwater podunk, a joke, nowheresville, and now you can just drink wine that’s from Manteca, and pretend it’s not a place name that simultaneously means “lard” and “where old California people go to die” because now they make pretty good wine 🍷🍷
a group of stuffed animals are standing in a store holding bags of apple chips
ALT: a group of stuffed animals are standing in a store holding bags of apple chips
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November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Drinking wine from Manteca, CA, which used to be a backwater podunk, a joke, nowheresville, and now you can just drink wine that’s from Manteca, and pretend it’s not a place name that simultaneously means “lard” and “where old California people go to die” because now they make pretty good wine 🍷🍷
Maybe I’ll take up extreme sports now. Better odds than family thanksgiving.
Sometime today, I ate something I oughtn’ta et, and both my windpipe and esophagus threatened to close down too tight for me to breathe etc.. And I readily made peace with the idea that I wouldn’t survive today; I didn’t care one way or another. My prior near-death experiences gave me messages…
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe I’ll take up extreme sports now. Better odds than family thanksgiving.
I got in trouble with the matriarch for telling my half-naked nephew to take an uber to Black’s Beach (you know, the nude beach). Apparently nudism is some sort of sin? How should I know
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I got in trouble with the matriarch for telling my half-naked nephew to take an uber to Black’s Beach (you know, the nude beach). Apparently nudism is some sort of sin? How should I know
The nearby military base plays reveille and the national anthem and taps and stuff every morning and night, and I hear it inside this house with the windows closed. These regular reminders of the war machine is one of many dystopian faucet drips telling me that I don’t really belong among humans.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The nearby military base plays reveille and the national anthem and taps and stuff every morning and night, and I hear it inside this house with the windows closed. These regular reminders of the war machine is one of many dystopian faucet drips telling me that I don’t really belong among humans.
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So, this study shows that Europe pretty much sucked for tens of thousands of years, and then domestic cats showed up 2000 years ago from North Africa
Well, finally the cat is out of the bag @science.org! (or at least part of a very complex story)🐈🧬. Great job from @mdemartino.bsky.social and my team @felix-erc.bsky.social. Huge thanks to all the colleagues and the institutes involved! @erc.europa.eu www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
The dispersal of domestic cats from North Africa to Europe around 2000 years ago
The domestic cat (Felis catus) descends from the African wildcat Felis lybica lybica. Its global distribution alongside humans testifies to its successful adaptation to anthropogenic environments. Unc...
www.science.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So, this study shows that Europe pretty much sucked for tens of thousands of years, and then domestic cats showed up 2000 years ago from North Africa
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FROST BITTEN - a 48 page supernatural horror one-shot is coming to Kickstarter.
Featuring a story by @xtop.bsky.social & @randystone.bsky.social, art by Henry Ponciano, and letters by @letteringbear.bsky.social
Be first in line by following the project at www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
Featuring a story by @xtop.bsky.social & @randystone.bsky.social, art by Henry Ponciano, and letters by @letteringbear.bsky.social
Be first in line by following the project at www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
FROST BITTEN - a 48 page supernatural horror one-shot is coming to Kickstarter.
Featuring a story by @xtop.bsky.social & @randystone.bsky.social, art by Henry Ponciano, and letters by @letteringbear.bsky.social
Be first in line by following the project at www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
Featuring a story by @xtop.bsky.social & @randystone.bsky.social, art by Henry Ponciano, and letters by @letteringbear.bsky.social
Be first in line by following the project at www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
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the younginz making noise downstairs don’t understand how breakers work, and from their vantage cannot observe the path I have taken to cut power to their late-night noise. Now it’s quiet except for sounds of human confusion
It’s good to be an electrical ghost
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the younginz making noise downstairs don’t understand how breakers work, and from their vantage cannot observe the path I have taken to cut power to their late-night noise. Now it’s quiet except for sounds of human confusion
It’s good to be an electrical ghost
a man in a tuxedo is talking to another man in a black and white photo .
Alt: Gif: Young Frankenstein movie moment where Gene Wilder as young Frankenstein addresses Marty Feldman as Igor
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November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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the younginz making noise downstairs don’t understand how breakers work, and from their vantage cannot observe the path I have taken to cut power to their late-night noise. Now it’s quiet except for sounds of human confusion
It’s good to be an electrical ghost
so
the younginz making noise downstairs don’t understand how breakers work, and from their vantage cannot observe the path I have taken to cut power to their late-night noise. Now it’s quiet except for sounds of human confusion
It’s good to be an electrical ghost
My non-furry longtime friend just texted me a gif of the Disney Robin Hood fox & Little John bear boppin’ through the forest, with the clear implication that they were supposed to be us hanging out soon. I’ve always seen him as a bear but have never said so, so this is super uh validating. 🦊🎶🐻
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My non-furry longtime friend just texted me a gif of the Disney Robin Hood fox & Little John bear boppin’ through the forest, with the clear implication that they were supposed to be us hanging out soon. I’ve always seen him as a bear but have never said so, so this is super uh validating. 🦊🎶🐻
flirting with writing a manifesto just in case I do fail to breathe another day, but you know what? If I haven’t already been clear enough, then it’s not worth explaining. I wrote my weird loud. (I do pity the poor bastards who’d have to empty my storage unit. Happy nightmares, witless mortals.)
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
flirting with writing a manifesto just in case I do fail to breathe another day, but you know what? If I haven’t already been clear enough, then it’s not worth explaining. I wrote my weird loud. (I do pity the poor bastards who’d have to empty my storage unit. Happy nightmares, witless mortals.)
Sometime today, I ate something I oughtn’ta et, and both my windpipe and esophagus threatened to close down too tight for me to breathe etc.. And I readily made peace with the idea that I wouldn’t survive today; I didn’t care one way or another. My prior near-death experiences gave me messages…
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sometime today, I ate something I oughtn’ta et, and both my windpipe and esophagus threatened to close down too tight for me to breathe etc.. And I readily made peace with the idea that I wouldn’t survive today; I didn’t care one way or another. My prior near-death experiences gave me messages…
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(No BlueSky account, but courtesy of www.someecards.com)
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
(No BlueSky account, but courtesy of www.someecards.com)