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That is awful,that nausea lingering, noooo. Oh wait I have the cure
Flat 7up!
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I'm sure someone has pointed this out before but I've just realised Fionnán Sheehan is the absolute midge of this fella
Tough one dude, that van be naaashty. The only thing I've ever heard that helps is take them with or after food. After the treatment, proper good natural yoghurt for the gut flora, if you're on a broad spectrum antibiotic. Any fermented food really, Miso and kimchi are also good
i,too,do this but mostly cos my right thumb is goosed,.which is acceptable. But convert to text on WeChat works very well, depending on your accent
In case what?
Graham Carey, Dunsink Drive, Finglas, who's due to go to trial next year for incitement to hatred from February 2023 has sacked his legal team.

You know what they say about people who represent themselves.

'A man who represents himself has a fool for a client' that is indeed the case here.
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
Look at the very literal bread and circuses! Look at them! They're the issues!
The final season is one of the most brutal things to ever watch, and given how brutal so much of it is that says something. Very much "cops are humans and humans can be bad and oh dear god these guys are bad" mixed with the message of due process
Get this team to the Olympics
Vallvidrera, near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast, ‘We shall play one day’.
A weird rabbit hole I've fallen down is Irish Peerages. There are way more Dukes & Earls of Irish estates knocking about than I thought, even if they're just in-name-only these days.

Like, there's an Earl of Cavan, which sounds like a slang term for someone who's particularly cheap.
Doggy doggy what now?
I keep forgetting that English people add a phoenetic 'r' where there's a vowel. That's why I didn't get that name 'Shaun the Sheep' was a pun for a good 10 years.
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Catherine Connolly never flashed her hazards to say thank you when I pulled over to the hard shoulder to let her pass coming out of Oilgate last Thursday
#SpeirGorm
Catherine Connolly never thanked the driver when she got off bus 10 years ago.
I saw Catherine Connolly watch an ambulance pass by and she didn't bless herself.
Great series of tweets about the presidential candidates
Catherine Connolly didn't raise her index finger from the steering wheel to acknowledge me when I pulled in to let her continue on!
Catherine Connolly never thanked the driver when she got off bus 10 years ago.
Who could have seen this coming! Next he'll be having an ancient statue of Marcus Aurelius as his profile picture to complete the process
This popped into my brain and my god this brings back old memories
beijingcream.com/2013/05/the-...
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You know how there’s been this big push towards encouraging older people to do puzzles, cognitive games, and to learn new things to keep them from succumbing to dementia?

Wonder where that’s gonna go with the rise of “outsource your cognitive functions to AI, it’ll be convenient” culture
Cognition is like strength. Use is required to not just gain, but maintain. The more thinking and cognitive work we offload, the duller we become as a result.

It's like deciding you'll use a mobility scooter without need and then figuring out a year later that you can no longer walk.
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I, however,
Have such meagre power,

Clutching at a
Moment,

While you control
An hour.

But your hour is
A stone.

My moment is
A flower.

-Langston Hughes, "Poet to Bigot"
#everynightapoem As ever.
Except with the cuisine you've had but generally
"if the best thing about your meal is the food, you need new friends"
Keen to hear.about that mushroom, is that a miso batter?
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
Can even do one topped with Kerry gold, then another, this increasing the mass of Kerry gold on your tongue and in your soul
Everyone surely knows the secret to eating digestive biscuits is to use two, but with Kerrygold butter between.
"Why don't you think a peace deal is very close?"
"There are signs" I will say
I've had to use dictation this year and it takes time.but my god it's better than working with one claw