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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 7h

You don't understand. Reporting crimes makes the case numbers go up. We want fewer cases, not more.

No, wait. I was thinking of COVID infections. Sorry.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 8h

I don't think anything in his life has made him happier than getting carte blanche to murder people just because he feels like it.

G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 22h

Somebody needs to make this #VideoGame right now!

🎃 Fiona "Fi" Webster 🎃 @fiona-webster22.bsky.social · 1d

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 23h

On the basis of absolutely no evidence, I feel confident in asserting that that place is 100% haunted.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 1d

Only 58? Ah.

Well, that does explain a few things.

G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 1d

To Tell the Truth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHD6...

To Tell the Truth - Final CBS Nighttime episode! (May 22, 1967) [WITH COMMERCIALS]

YouTube video by To Tell the Truth (CBS)

www.youtube.com

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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Columbo’s Day to all who celebrate.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 1d

😝

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 1d

Well?

Was he?

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 2d

Why do you hate free enterprise? Are you a COMMUNIST?!

If people want to pay money for stupid shit, somebody's going to sell them stupid shit. THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT!

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 2d

Or one of those randomly generated default usernames in some online games.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 2d

Marketing said, "Ship it!"

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BlueVoter @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 4d

United we ribbit, divided we croak. 🐸🐸🐸✊ #activism

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 3d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Dr James on a bicycle, psychologist, cycologist 🇨🇦 @jamesbicycle.bsky.social · 3d

Might be an idea to spread to another, er um, country where soldiers have deployed to cities.
www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Madagascar soldiers join protestors, refuse orders to shoot demonstrators

Groups of Madagascar soldiers joined youth-led protests in the capital of Antananarivo on Saturday after police used stun grenades and tear gas. The soldiers, who said that they would refuse any order...

www.france24.com

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 3d

important to remember that no matter how unpopular you think the regime is currently, this is actually the most popular they will ever be between today and any dat you pick in the future

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 3d

Sure you do.

The worst thing that could happen is nothing.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 4d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 4d

"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear."

Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d

Trump ran a great campaign for Machado’s Peace Prize.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 4d

You know the idea's been percolating ever since he found out he wasn't in charge of the National Cathedral (Episcopal).

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 4d

Punishing Norway for not awarding Trump the Nobel Prize would be like Norway punishing the US for not having A-ha perform at the Super Bowl.

G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 4d

It's just a foreign military base on American soil. Some of you libs are freaking out like it's an invasion of strawberry pickers.

Which would you rather have: locally grown food or another country's warplanes flying over your head?

Yeah. Thought so.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 5d

Ask yourself why ABC/CBS/CNN don't run this story this way.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 5d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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