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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence π₯
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence π₯
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You donβt have to force your thoughts into a standard template if you already have a natural way to put them (grumbling about cover letters)
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
You donβt have to force your thoughts into a standard template if you already have a natural way to put them (grumbling about cover letters)
Hemingway wrote largely in dialogue due to his experience as a journalist. βHills Like White Elephantsβ is a classic example and it reads very naturally
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Hemingway wrote largely in dialogue due to his experience as a journalist. βHills Like White Elephantsβ is a classic example and it reads very naturally
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
So excited for the answer to autism! Didnβt know autism was a question, but glorious leader will announce it tomorrow! Perhaps a sequel to autism? Perhaps a DLC? Yippee!
September 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So excited for the answer to autism! Didnβt know autism was a question, but glorious leader will announce it tomorrow! Perhaps a sequel to autism? Perhaps a DLC? Yippee!
Poem: Android
On my TV
on my scope.
On my fridge
and on my boat.
Thereβs no reason to despair,
thereβs WiFi signal in the air.
Kotlin methods count your hair,
Androidβs running everywhere.
On my TV
on my scope.
On my fridge
and on my boat.
Thereβs no reason to despair,
thereβs WiFi signal in the air.
Kotlin methods count your hair,
Androidβs running everywhere.
September 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Poem: Android
On my TV
on my scope.
On my fridge
and on my boat.
Thereβs no reason to despair,
thereβs WiFi signal in the air.
Kotlin methods count your hair,
Androidβs running everywhere.
On my TV
on my scope.
On my fridge
and on my boat.
Thereβs no reason to despair,
thereβs WiFi signal in the air.
Kotlin methods count your hair,
Androidβs running everywhere.
βI prefer [A] to [B] because [reason].β
a few moments later
βI havenβt really done [B]. Iβm used to [A].β
And thus [reason] was a sham all along.
a few moments later
βI havenβt really done [B]. Iβm used to [A].β
And thus [reason] was a sham all along.
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
βI prefer [A] to [B] because [reason].β
a few moments later
βI havenβt really done [B]. Iβm used to [A].β
And thus [reason] was a sham all along.
a few moments later
βI havenβt really done [B]. Iβm used to [A].β
And thus [reason] was a sham all along.
Donβt fall for the matte screen-protector meme. In exchange for minor glare reduction, my tabletβs display is now shit. I can see the colors that the white is made of.
August 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Donβt fall for the matte screen-protector meme. In exchange for minor glare reduction, my tabletβs display is now shit. I can see the colors that the white is made of.
I HATE SWEETGUM I HATE SWEETGUM
![Comic. The Most-Observed Animal and Plant in Each State on iNaturalist. (Not the most common species in the state, just the one people have reported the most times.) [labeled map of the US] WA: Mallard/Western Sword Fern. OR: Mule Deer/Western Ponderosa Pine. CA: Western Fence Lizard/California Poppy. HI: Green Sea Turtle/βΕhiβa Lehua. ID: Mallard/Big Sagebrush. NV: Common Side-Blotched Lizard/Creosote Bush. MT: White-Tailed Deer/Common Yarrow. WY: American Bison/Sticky Geranium. UT: Mule Deer/Utah Juniper. AZ: Ornate Tree Lizard/Saguaro. CO: Mule Deer/Great Mullein. NM: Mule Deer/Creosote Bush. AK: Moose/Fireweed. ND: American Bison/Prairie Rose. SD: American Bison/Hoary Vervain. NE: American Robin/Common Milkweed. KS: Ornate Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. OK: Pond Slider/Eastern Redcedar. TX: Northern Cardinal/Pinladies. MN, WI, IL: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Common Milkweed. IA, MI: White-Tailed Deer/Common Milkweed. MO: Brown-Belted Bumble Bee/Amur Honeysuckle. AR: Three-toed Box Turtle/Chinese Privet. LA: Green Anole/Baldcypress. IN: American Robin/Amur Honeysuckle. OH: Eastern Pondhawk/Virginia Springbeauty. KY: Common Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. TN: American Robin/Christmas Fern. MS: Northern Cardinal/Pale Pitcher Plant. AL: Gulf Fritillary/American Sweetgum. GA: Green Anole/American Sweetgum. FL: Brown Anole/White Beggarticks. NY: Eastern Gray Squirrel/White Snakeroot. PA: White-Tailed Deer/Garlic Mustard. WV: White-Tailed Deer/Great Rhododendron. VA: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern Poison Ivy. MD: White-Tailed Deer/Wineberry. DE: Fowlerβs Toad/American Pokeweed. NC: Eastern Gray Squirrel/Christmas Fern. SC: Northern Cardinal/American Sweetgum. NJ: Spotted Lanternfly/Common Mugwort. VT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. NH: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern White Pine. MA: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. CT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Striped Wintergreen. RI: American Herring Gull. ME: American Herring Gull/Canadian Bunchberry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic4f56ywseq7bqc7zza3y76pxyzn5c5htebrior6jdbrfszhuiquy@jpeg)
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I HATE SWEETGUM I HATE SWEETGUM
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I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was.
I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.
Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.
I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.
Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.
June 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was.
I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.
Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.
I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.
Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.
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when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people
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May 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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