Neil Degrassi Highson
@funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
I had a dream last night that I was elected president and didn't have a victory speech written, so I got up on stage and was like, "Wow, wasn't expecting this. Well, obviously we're gonna have to fix a ton of stuff, but I'm willing to put the work in if everyone else is."
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I had a dream last night that I was elected president and didn't have a victory speech written, so I got up on stage and was like, "Wow, wasn't expecting this. Well, obviously we're gonna have to fix a ton of stuff, but I'm willing to put the work in if everyone else is."
Found an interesting TV at the thrift store the other day, so I spent last night trying it out in different ways. Ended up plugging an antenna into it and I gotta say, we were dumb for killing regular TV.
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Found an interesting TV at the thrift store the other day, so I spent last night trying it out in different ways. Ended up plugging an antenna into it and I gotta say, we were dumb for killing regular TV.
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
It feels kind of weird that Call of Duty has just become "That free game I play for a few weeks and forget about once a year."
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It feels kind of weird that Call of Duty has just become "That free game I play for a few weeks and forget about once a year."
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
When I went back to finish college I had a hardcore Trumper economics professor who failed an essay I wrote because I'd mentioned poor working conditions at Amazon and he claimed that Amazon is a model company.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I went back to finish college I had a hardcore Trumper economics professor who failed an essay I wrote because I'd mentioned poor working conditions at Amazon and he claimed that Amazon is a model company.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
Yo, Campbell's Soup:
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yo, Campbell's Soup:
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
Got my girlfriend a Peanuts advent calendar that has 24 little jigsaw puzzles with Snoopy and the gang on them and she told me to return it.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Got my girlfriend a Peanuts advent calendar that has 24 little jigsaw puzzles with Snoopy and the gang on them and she told me to return it.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll hug pretty much any cat, but black cats are my guys.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'll hug pretty much any cat, but black cats are my guys.
I fucking hate video games.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I fucking hate video games.
I wonder if Bari Weiss knows she was brought in to do a bad job or if she's legit trying her best and thinks she's nailing it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I wonder if Bari Weiss knows she was brought in to do a bad job or if she's legit trying her best and thinks she's nailing it.
If I was Victor Frankenstein, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If I was Victor Frankenstein, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
We're not even gonna get the Epstein files out of this, lol.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We're not even gonna get the Epstein files out of this, lol.
Brilliant move by the Dems here.
See, by caving and letting the Republicans win, not only do they fuck over millions of voters, but they ALSO end up taking full responsibility for the shutdown. For a second there it looked like they were actually going to win, which would have been AWFUL for them.
See, by caving and letting the Republicans win, not only do they fuck over millions of voters, but they ALSO end up taking full responsibility for the shutdown. For a second there it looked like they were actually going to win, which would have been AWFUL for them.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Brilliant move by the Dems here.
See, by caving and letting the Republicans win, not only do they fuck over millions of voters, but they ALSO end up taking full responsibility for the shutdown. For a second there it looked like they were actually going to win, which would have been AWFUL for them.
See, by caving and letting the Republicans win, not only do they fuck over millions of voters, but they ALSO end up taking full responsibility for the shutdown. For a second there it looked like they were actually going to win, which would have been AWFUL for them.
The B-52's are pretty good when the dude isn't singing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The B-52's are pretty good when the dude isn't singing.
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Me and the boys celebrating today:
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me and the boys celebrating today:
I turned forty this summer and my current pair of shoes are starting to fall apart, so now I need to figure out which shoe direction I should go in.
Am I a New Balance middle aged man or a work boot middle aged man?
Am I a New Balance middle aged man or a work boot middle aged man?
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I turned forty this summer and my current pair of shoes are starting to fall apart, so now I need to figure out which shoe direction I should go in.
Am I a New Balance middle aged man or a work boot middle aged man?
Am I a New Balance middle aged man or a work boot middle aged man?
Popped over to Facebook for the first time in a while to stir some shit with right wingers and watch a bunch of Dems celebrate and it's like the ending of Return of the Jedi where all the little Ewoks are dancing around.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Popped over to Facebook for the first time in a while to stir some shit with right wingers and watch a bunch of Dems celebrate and it's like the ending of Return of the Jedi where all the little Ewoks are dancing around.
Stephen Miller's pronouns are He/Himmler.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Stephen Miller's pronouns are He/Himmler.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
They should just agree to disagree in baseball if the games go on too long.
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
They should just agree to disagree in baseball if the games go on too long.
