Neil Degrassi Highson
@funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
I just want to know why he always sounds like he's slowly drowning in pudding.
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just want to know why he always sounds like he's slowly drowning in pudding.
There's the added benefit of a human reading the script and saying, "Hey, the scene where the man can't pedal the strange bike cart up the hill doesn't seem relatable at all, maybe we should cut it."
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There's the added benefit of a human reading the script and saying, "Hey, the scene where the man can't pedal the strange bike cart up the hill doesn't seem relatable at all, maybe we should cut it."
Regardless of how awful the commercial looks, it also makes me not want to eat McDonald's.
It's way too loud and obnoxious and makes me equate that with McDonald's.
It's way too loud and obnoxious and makes me equate that with McDonald's.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Regardless of how awful the commercial looks, it also makes me not want to eat McDonald's.
It's way too loud and obnoxious and makes me equate that with McDonald's.
It's way too loud and obnoxious and makes me equate that with McDonald's.
If it happened on Christmas Eve they'd hide it from us out of spite.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If it happened on Christmas Eve they'd hide it from us out of spite.
And what did he do when they violated those ceasefires?
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
And what did he do when they violated those ceasefires?
Lol, buddy, you gotta wait a couple years before you try the whole rehabilitation thing. Most of us still very clearly remember Biden gave Netanyahu free reign.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Lol, buddy, you gotta wait a couple years before you try the whole rehabilitation thing. Most of us still very clearly remember Biden gave Netanyahu free reign.
I like that he made Washington into a guy he'd get horny for when in reality you just know Washington would have had noodle arms and would have sounded like a fop.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I like that he made Washington into a guy he'd get horny for when in reality you just know Washington would have had noodle arms and would have sounded like a fop.
So I guess it was a pretty realistic depiction of how my presidency would go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So I guess it was a pretty realistic depiction of how my presidency would go.
A secret service guy interrupted me and told me that I had to immediately leave because they had actionable threats from people who were mad that I said we had to fix things.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A secret service guy interrupted me and told me that I had to immediately leave because they had actionable threats from people who were mad that I said we had to fix things.
I don't understand anyone who can stand next to a dog and not start petting it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't understand anyone who can stand next to a dog and not start petting it.
Love getting on an 18 hour flight and sitting next to a dude who reeks of BO because he couldn't resist getting his pump on while waiting for his flight.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Love getting on an 18 hour flight and sitting next to a dude who reeks of BO because he couldn't resist getting his pump on while waiting for his flight.
Uncle Rico also admitted the time machine he bought didn't work rather than double down on insane pseudo science.
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Uncle Rico also admitted the time machine he bought didn't work rather than double down on insane pseudo science.
Unfortunately his plans went sour once he found out they didn't have any barrels of rum.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Unfortunately his plans went sour once he found out they didn't have any barrels of rum.
Six year old me explaining to my mom why word searches are actually more challenging than crossword puzzles because I felt self conscious about not knowing how to do crosswords.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Six year old me explaining to my mom why word searches are actually more challenging than crossword puzzles because I felt self conscious about not knowing how to do crosswords.
Anyone who uses AI to help raise their baby needs their children taken away before they become the subject of one of those interrogation room videos on YouTube.
"What's the big deal officer? ChatGPT TOLD me that hanging my baby upside down by its feet was a good way to calm it down when it cries!"
"What's the big deal officer? ChatGPT TOLD me that hanging my baby upside down by its feet was a good way to calm it down when it cries!"
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anyone who uses AI to help raise their baby needs their children taken away before they become the subject of one of those interrogation room videos on YouTube.
"What's the big deal officer? ChatGPT TOLD me that hanging my baby upside down by its feet was a good way to calm it down when it cries!"
"What's the big deal officer? ChatGPT TOLD me that hanging my baby upside down by its feet was a good way to calm it down when it cries!"
Every billionaire is a complete moron, but Musk might be the dumbest.
If you took away his money and told him to survive on his own he'd perish within 48 hours.
If you took away his money and told him to survive on his own he'd perish within 48 hours.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Every billionaire is a complete moron, but Musk might be the dumbest.
If you took away his money and told him to survive on his own he'd perish within 48 hours.
If you took away his money and told him to survive on his own he'd perish within 48 hours.
For as much as they try to pose themselves as rugged individualists, Libertarianism is entirely centered around being hopelessly naive.
"We don't need the government to build roads because some nice person would make them for me and not exploit me using them."
"We don't need the government to build roads because some nice person would make them for me and not exploit me using them."
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For as much as they try to pose themselves as rugged individualists, Libertarianism is entirely centered around being hopelessly naive.
"We don't need the government to build roads because some nice person would make them for me and not exploit me using them."
"We don't need the government to build roads because some nice person would make them for me and not exploit me using them."
Out of all the right wing grifters Shapiro might be the most pathetic. Most of them are failed creatives, but Shapiro is so desperate to be accepted by Hollywood despite constantly whining about how immoral it is.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Out of all the right wing grifters Shapiro might be the most pathetic. Most of them are failed creatives, but Shapiro is so desperate to be accepted by Hollywood despite constantly whining about how immoral it is.
I listened to some podcast last night where they were interviewing E. Jean Carroll and she said that all the Republican men have become Trump's tradwives and honestly, that's super accurate.
The party is only concerned with meeting every desire of their useless husband.
The party is only concerned with meeting every desire of their useless husband.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I listened to some podcast last night where they were interviewing E. Jean Carroll and she said that all the Republican men have become Trump's tradwives and honestly, that's super accurate.
The party is only concerned with meeting every desire of their useless husband.
The party is only concerned with meeting every desire of their useless husband.
According to them: yes.
According to facts and observable reality: "Oh right, I forgot about them. Aren't they just famous for whining that their cushy office jobs that bought them big fancy houses aren't spiritually fulfilling enough?"
According to facts and observable reality: "Oh right, I forgot about them. Aren't they just famous for whining that their cushy office jobs that bought them big fancy houses aren't spiritually fulfilling enough?"
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
According to them: yes.
According to facts and observable reality: "Oh right, I forgot about them. Aren't they just famous for whining that their cushy office jobs that bought them big fancy houses aren't spiritually fulfilling enough?"
According to facts and observable reality: "Oh right, I forgot about them. Aren't they just famous for whining that their cushy office jobs that bought them big fancy houses aren't spiritually fulfilling enough?"
The guy helped doom us to four more years of Trump...
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The guy helped doom us to four more years of Trump...
So basically you were one of those "these people aren't Nazis" guys who've come to realize that these people very much are Nazis, but instead of admitting you were wrong you want to try and snipe at the people who were right all along.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So basically you were one of those "these people aren't Nazis" guys who've come to realize that these people very much are Nazis, but instead of admitting you were wrong you want to try and snipe at the people who were right all along.
I love that this guy thinks it's the responsibility of potential voters to somehow convince the DNC to change, but also that the DNC should never change to court these voters.
Like, my dude, what you expect isn't possible.
Like, my dude, what you expect isn't possible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I love that this guy thinks it's the responsibility of potential voters to somehow convince the DNC to change, but also that the DNC should never change to court these voters.
Like, my dude, what you expect isn't possible.
Like, my dude, what you expect isn't possible.