Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
Hear me out–what if we shut down the shut down?
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hear me out–what if we shut down the shut down?
The movie Braveheart was hiding the truth from us.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The movie Braveheart was hiding the truth from us.
Welcome me back. I took a social media break, so I could focus on other facets of narcissism.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Welcome me back. I took a social media break, so I could focus on other facets of narcissism.
I recommend investing in a few quarts of chicken stock.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I recommend investing in a few quarts of chicken stock.
DINC (dual income no chupacabra)
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
DINC (dual income no chupacabra)
Sports teams should consider replacing their fans with AI.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sports teams should consider replacing their fans with AI.
If I was a WWE Wrestler, my entrance music would be Ezra Klein’s theme music.
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I was a WWE Wrestler, my entrance music would be Ezra Klein’s theme music.
At the racetrack, if a horse breaks its legs, the spectators all get euthanized.
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At the racetrack, if a horse breaks its legs, the spectators all get euthanized.
Hear me out–A doctor advises that humans should have their brains removed to prevent the risk of CTE.
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hear me out–A doctor advises that humans should have their brains removed to prevent the risk of CTE.
I’m pleased to announce that I will be changing my logo and then changing it back to curate brand loyalty.
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m pleased to announce that I will be changing my logo and then changing it back to curate brand loyalty.
Put me down as your emergency contact if you want me to create an emergency when I’m contacted.
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Put me down as your emergency contact if you want me to create an emergency when I’m contacted.
But so much momentum was built:
Elon Musk eases off plans for a new political party, WSJ says.
August 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
But so much momentum was built:
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Losing to a team that then dances in front of you in party hats because it's their cat's birthday gotta be so humiliating
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Losing to a team that then dances in front of you in party hats because it's their cat's birthday gotta be so humiliating