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Turbo Turtle
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Say something weird to me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Labawkbawk
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The movie Braveheart was hiding the truth from us.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I recommend investing in a few quarts of chicken stock.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mothmanlabubu
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hear me out–A doctor advises that humans should have their brains removed to prevent the risk of CTE.
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This turt was snapping.
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sell the team to SATAN
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hey
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Stay tuned for my running shoe endorsement
August 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Take a jog on the banana mill
August 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
New cat, who dis?
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Much needed snapping turtle pictures
July 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We’ve all hiked Mt. Stinky at some point.
July 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Saint Enya enjoys a splendid afternoon with her hunky side piece.
July 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh no, my idol.
July 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy 6th of July to everyone except this dog.
July 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bad dog
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM