Juan Martinez
@fulmerford.com
my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie is the one where the plucky bookstore billionaire owner falls for a midsize-market TV personality & then he shoots her off into space 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie is the one where the plucky bookstore billionaire owner falls for a midsize-market TV personality & then he shoots her off into space 🥰
Benvenuto Cellini, horror writer
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Benvenuto Cellini, horror writer
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I just emerged from the underworld.
just sent my partner @sarahkokernot.bsky.social into the supermarket for heavy cream, an orange, and pomegranate juice, & she said that it sounded like the beginning of a Greek myth
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I just emerged from the underworld.
just sent my partner @sarahkokernot.bsky.social into the supermarket for heavy cream, an orange, and pomegranate juice, & she said that it sounded like the beginning of a Greek myth
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
just sent my partner @sarahkokernot.bsky.social into the supermarket for heavy cream, an orange, and pomegranate juice, & she said that it sounded like the beginning of a Greek myth
Today’s #postitdoodle is the failed attempt to introduce Thanksgiving to the deepest part of the ocean.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today’s #postitdoodle is the failed attempt to introduce Thanksgiving to the deepest part of the ocean.
we usually never actually make a turkey and I’m starting to fully get the Bob from Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving bits
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
we usually never actually make a turkey and I’m starting to fully get the Bob from Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving bits
in the kitchen gossiping w my two favorite ladies
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
in the kitchen gossiping w my two favorite ladies
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Helllooooo Chicago! Great books, on sale now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Helllooooo Chicago! Great books, on sale now.
the other gods said I couldn’t create anything as majestic as a centaur but I showed them
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the other gods said I couldn’t create anything as majestic as a centaur but I showed them
today’s PSA. it’s time!
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
today’s PSA. it’s time!
It’s like we’re 30 pages deep into the instructional manual for a mysterious blinking red light in a malfunctioning appliance.
feels like the average informed citizen shouldn’t have to be getting a crash course in legal and constitutional matters every other day
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s like we’re 30 pages deep into the instructional manual for a mysterious blinking red light in a malfunctioning appliance.
feels like the average informed citizen shouldn’t have to be getting a crash course in legal and constitutional matters every other day
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
feels like the average informed citizen shouldn’t have to be getting a crash course in legal and constitutional matters every other day
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A poetry reading AND a book fair?? All for a great cause?! 😍📚
@haymarketbooks.org @coffeehousepress.bsky.social @deepvellum.bsky.social @acrebooks.bsky.social @coppercanyonpress.bsky.social @sarabandebooks.bsky.social @blackoceanbooks.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social
@haymarketbooks.org @coffeehousepress.bsky.social @deepvellum.bsky.social @acrebooks.bsky.social @coppercanyonpress.bsky.social @sarabandebooks.bsky.social @blackoceanbooks.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A poetry reading AND a book fair?? All for a great cause?! 😍📚
@haymarketbooks.org @coffeehousepress.bsky.social @deepvellum.bsky.social @acrebooks.bsky.social @coppercanyonpress.bsky.social @sarabandebooks.bsky.social @blackoceanbooks.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social
@haymarketbooks.org @coffeehousepress.bsky.social @deepvellum.bsky.social @acrebooks.bsky.social @coppercanyonpress.bsky.social @sarabandebooks.bsky.social @blackoceanbooks.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social
always such an excellent list and so excited to see @megiddings.bsky.social in there!!!
apps.npr.org/best-books/
apps.npr.org/best-books/
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
always such an excellent list and so excited to see @megiddings.bsky.social in there!!!
apps.npr.org/best-books/
apps.npr.org/best-books/
these Penguin UK horror reissues look amazing & I’m intrigued by Edith Wharton’s POMEGRANATE SEED (she wrote horror?) & Rosalind Ashe’s MOTHS
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
these Penguin UK horror reissues look amazing & I’m intrigued by Edith Wharton’s POMEGRANATE SEED (she wrote horror?) & Rosalind Ashe’s MOTHS
I’m reading THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BENVENUTO CELLINI & was ready for all kinds of Florentine Renaissance intrigue & casual violence but not for all the flute content.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m reading THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BENVENUTO CELLINI & was ready for all kinds of Florentine Renaissance intrigue & casual violence but not for all the flute content.
still too early for Christmas decorations but not too early for Muppet Christmas Carol
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
still too early for Christmas decorations but not too early for Muppet Christmas Carol
I’m so excited for the final season of STRANGER THINGS & still plenty convinced that Ti West’s love letter to satanic-panic 1980s slashers THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL opened the soor for that kind of nostalgia-inflected storytelling—such a delightful movie:
youtu.be/42lu2Bsgp_8?si
youtu.be/42lu2Bsgp_8?si
The House of The Devil Trailer (2009)
YouTube video by glasseyepix
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m so excited for the final season of STRANGER THINGS & still plenty convinced that Ti West’s love letter to satanic-panic 1980s slashers THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL opened the soor for that kind of nostalgia-inflected storytelling—such a delightful movie:
youtu.be/42lu2Bsgp_8?si
youtu.be/42lu2Bsgp_8?si
I love to dress up & I actually do dress up for airports & (even so) Duffy's comment is bullshit: there are a zillion excellent critiques on attire and respectability politics, but the main gist is that it's deeply silly to believe in immutable rules for what is and isn't OK to wear &
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I love to dress up & I actually do dress up for airports & (even so) Duffy's comment is bullshit: there are a zillion excellent critiques on attire and respectability politics, but the main gist is that it's deeply silly to believe in immutable rules for what is and isn't OK to wear &
we are the daughters of the metaphor you forgot to finish
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
we are the daughters of the metaphor you forgot to finish
Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" is the greatest werewolf pop song of all time, but La Unión's "Hombre Lobo en Paris" is for sure the second-greatest werewolf pop song of all time (w/ second-greatest incidental howling):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM6...
La Unión - Lobo Hombre en París (Versión Sinfónico [En Vivo])
YouTube video by RockEnTuIdiomaSVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" is the greatest werewolf pop song of all time, but La Unión's "Hombre Lobo en Paris" is for sure the second-greatest werewolf pop song of all time (w/ second-greatest incidental howling):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM6...
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is your usual court intrigue.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is your usual court intrigue.
I’ll have a story out over at The Sunday Morning Transport in December & can’t wait to share it with you all. I’ve long been a fan of this publication, and I’ve had the good luck to have been in there before. More later, but for now: consider subscribing! They rock.
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
The Sunday Morning Transport | Julian Yap | Substack
An amazing science fiction/fantasy short story each week. Click to read The Sunday Morning Transport, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ll have a story out over at The Sunday Morning Transport in December & can’t wait to share it with you all. I’ve long been a fan of this publication, and I’ve had the good luck to have been in there before. More later, but for now: consider subscribing! They rock.
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a businessman haunted by the spirits of three insufficiently optimized deals.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is a businessman haunted by the spirits of three insufficiently optimized deals.
we can dream!!!
Now trying to imagine a Taylor Swift video that uses Extended Stay as its visual theme.
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we can dream!!!