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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.
The opening theme to Starfleet Academy, starting with episode 2 "Beta Test," seems to have recognizable elements from the Star Trek Picard theme, and Ilia's Theme from The Motion Picture.

There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | Opening Title Sequence | Paramount+
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January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Me watching Starfleet Academy:

This character is going to be my favorite...
Wait, no this one.
No, THIS one.
Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...
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January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Cider House RULES!
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I was today-years-old when I realized "Lieutenant" Andy Billups was just as much a Lieutenant as "Lieutenant" Tuvok was.

Was that a subtle VOY nod?
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My tiny victory of the day: I successfully inserted this old meme into a business presentation today, and nobody batted an eye.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Me every time I get a BREAKING NEWS alert on my phone.
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Unpopular Movie Confession:

I prefer the version with the voiceover.
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Alt: Roy Batty looks upon Rick Deckard with incredulity in the movie Blade Runner.
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January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Some dudes really need to be coddled into being okay with putting balls in their mouth.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Fuck ICE ☄️
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Movie Confession:

Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
@washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social See, this is why I will never give you another dime of my money, and will block every ad I can – because of this reactionary bullshit.

You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@cbsnews.com Awful quiet this morning. What's the matter -- Bari not awake yet and hasn't relayed her marching orders?
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Those files must really be something, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage:

Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug
TOS Cookie Jar
TOS Horta Candy Disk
Klingon Kitchen Knife Block
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sir? We’ve given you a complimentary upgrade from 34D to 1A.
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If the arm of the government responsible for enforcing the laws is also the one breaking the laws, then I believe each arm of government should have its own enforcement agency.

Look, it can't be any worse than it is now.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I watch no movies for the rest of my life except for Knives Out sequels, I think I would die very satisfied.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@support.bsky.team Android app won't let me use the app until I change my birthday, but throws an error when I try to change my birthday, so I'm stuck.

Android 16 build #BP4A.251205.006
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bluesky wants my birthday.

How about June 50th? No? Okay, how does Marchtember one-teenth grab you?
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December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've named my fists The Corbomite Device and the NX-01 Spatial Torpedo because they sound terrifying until you know the least possible amount about them.
I named my fists Adobe Premiere and Microsoft Access, because I don’t know how to use either one effectively!
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Introduce yourself with four starships.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
OMD opening up for Depeche Mode.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dear sweet eight pound seven ounce baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, tomorrow is my birthday, and there is only one thing I want this year.

One thing.

Come on, you know what I want.

So do it.

Just, you know… do it….
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@davidimel.com caught your George W Bush "fool me once... shame on - shame on you... fool me can't get fooled again" reference in wvfrm today. well done.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM