•sc@lly•
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I only cover myself in name-brand deer urine so my hunter friends don’t make fun of me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I only cover myself in name-brand deer urine so my hunter friends don’t make fun of me.
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Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
Is this still a thing
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is this still a thing
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Me: why do my muscles hurt?
Morpheus my personal trainer: because you’ve never used them before
Morpheus my personal trainer: because you’ve never used them before
August 21, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Me: why do my muscles hurt?
Morpheus my personal trainer: because you’ve never used them before
Morpheus my personal trainer: because you’ve never used them before
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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I’m just a girl made of equal parts procrastination and hyper focus
August 21, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I’m just a girl made of equal parts procrastination and hyper focus
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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door
August 20, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door
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10/10 recommend you guys grocery shop high
August 20, 2023 at 4:41 AM
10/10 recommend you guys grocery shop high
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Someone just said " like it raw" so naturally I sang, "yeah baby, I like it raw" with a little gyrating action and now HR is emailing me again
August 15, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Someone just said " like it raw" so naturally I sang, "yeah baby, I like it raw" with a little gyrating action and now HR is emailing me again
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I’ve reached the part of my summer where I’m excited that I’ll soon be able to stop checking my kids’s heads for ticks and go back to just checking for lice
August 19, 2023 at 11:55 AM
I’ve reached the part of my summer where I’m excited that I’ll soon be able to stop checking my kids’s heads for ticks and go back to just checking for lice
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Casting director: we don't have Danny DeVito
Producer: shit. I really liked him for that role
Casting director: Is Pesci ok?
Producer: shit. I really liked him for that role
Casting director: Is Pesci ok?
August 14, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Casting director: we don't have Danny DeVito
Producer: shit. I really liked him for that role
Casting director: Is Pesci ok?
Producer: shit. I really liked him for that role
Casting director: Is Pesci ok?
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Doug is just Canadian for dog
August 18, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Doug is just Canadian for dog