FOHF
@fohf.bsky.social
2.1K followers 390 following 51 posts
I HAVE SEEN MY HAT
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
fohf.bsky.social
If you want some literary takes I give you “Zola hates all his characters” and “the Road is a man book, in which a man celebrates the manness of a man, while ignoring that men probably caused the problem in the first place”. And the inimitable “dude, I did not order a yappucino”. (All the teen)
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
fohf.bsky.social
Atonement is terrible. Saturday is terrible. Oh hang on, McEwan is terrible.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
fohf.bsky.social
The Mayor of Casterbridge when I was 13 was enough to ensure I never picked up Hardy again.
fohf.bsky.social
Two kids in one house reading An Inspector Calls is too many.
fohf.bsky.social
We torture kids at school by making them read “classics” they have no context for, then wonder why they don’t read for pleasure.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
fohf.bsky.social
Good god man I’m too old for basketball.
fohf.bsky.social
She was not, in fact, in the trenches.
fohf.bsky.social
Today the woman I was marking in netball screamed at the umpire that she was “in the trenches here!” and that, I believe, is a score to me.
fohf.bsky.social
Friends’ school trips include Morocco, New York, Iceland, Kenya. All state schools.
fohf.bsky.social
🚪 🐎 ➡️
financialtimes.com
Breaking news: Patrick James, the low-profile founder of First Brands Group, has resigned as chief executive of the bankrupt auto parts maker. on.ft.com/4qdc5lW
fohf.bsky.social
In any other world it’s potentially an installation narrowly treading the borders of naff, and “hey kids” youth pastor cringe. Vance/Musk hating it makes it far more credible.
fohf.bsky.social
Canterbury cathedral getting the US Vice President to do their marketing for them is top tier.
fohf.bsky.social
Most notably “52 years as an imbecile”.
fohf.bsky.social
Sounds like a list of things right wing MPs might be prosecuted for.
waltydunlop.bsky.social
Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.
fohf.bsky.social
I see that FT columnist is still excited by the “fresh fizz of ideas” on the right…
fohf.bsky.social
Double pledged invoice factoring.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
fohf.bsky.social
Bathed the dog. Will be spending the rest of Sunday recovering from trauma.
fohf.bsky.social
There’s a non-zero risk this man ends up with undue control over the US presidency.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
Pope Benedict XVI “overdosed on red pills”?
Peter, what the fuck are you talking about.
fohf.bsky.social
If you are being over-compensated for complexity the chances are you are underestimating the complexity.
fohf.bsky.social
Anyway, the beauty of ChatGPT is that it should be much easier to create imaginary invoices. Fun.
fohf.bsky.social
And just imagine if you were the trustee on a vehicle where it turned out the assets weren’t…

www.reuters.com/article/ge-p...
www.reuters.com
Reposted by FOHF
christerak.bsky.social
LECORNU PLUTOT DEUXCORNU PAS VRAI LA TEAM.
fohf.bsky.social
Cheer up, you’re not even a year into the term yet.