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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 7h

My green flag is that I have never and will never refer to an inanimate object as a "bad boy".

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 8h

You can't tell me Phil Hartman didn't fake his death and run for office.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 9h

Always more expensive during football season. Also:

Katt Williams on Liars and Chicken Wings | Katt Williams: World War III

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 9h

Just made a turkey double smash burger. Truly abysmal.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 10h

Make it stop

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 10h

Spotted at my LCS.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 11h

Irrationally and extremely pissed about a completely sensible reaction to something that's totally my fault.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 12h

You're not the only one.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 12h

Think of how shitty a car interior smells after picking up McDonald's.

Now imagine what Air Force One smells like.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 12h

Don't forget the guys who brutally attacked Juicy Smollett as he was walking to Subway. After midnight. In the winter.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty sure I'm in love with Jennifer Welch.

‘THAT’S BULLSH*T’: Cory Booker BARBECUED By ‘I’ve Had It’ Queens For CUCKING To MAGA | Kyle Kulinski

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 13h

This motherfucker is constantly like "Oh, it's all just jokes" like why the FUCK is anyone in a position of power joking around about anything?

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 18h

#FreeLuigi

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 2d

QUANNY B!!!

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 2d

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 2d

Upcoming Gacy series (Peacock?) looks dope.

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 2d

I was way into it in the beginning and it fell off about halfway through. Really did not need the necro scenes and it's gonna take so much eye bleach to forget them.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 3d

I got through exactly 07:25 of Netflix's #HouseOfGuinness. You'll never convince me that's not AI.

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 3d

The freeze-dried Lemonheads are the best of the freeze-dried candies.

Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 3d

Dog took a dump on the floor while we were out and the Roomba decided to drive like Paul Walker. Good times.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, next Sunday - Monday. Quick overnight stay with my brother and his friends.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4d

God damn Cubs. I was gonna be there in a week.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4d

Tron Ares: Terrible writing, casting, and acting. Insane visuals and the NIN soundtrack is hard as fuck at all the right moments. Saw it in IMAX, can't recommend it enough. Feels like a movie that critics hate & nobody sees in theaters but would become a cult sci-fi classic on cable TV decades ago.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4d

Aggressively honking at everyone texting and driving because they make it harder for me to text and drive.

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Florida Man @floridaman.bsky.social · 4d

RIP Diane Keaton