Florida Man
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Jake Paul. Anthony Joshua. Rick Scott. Tim Allen.
Never trust anyone with two first names.
Never trust anyone with two first names.
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Jake Paul. Anthony Joshua. Rick Scott. Tim Allen.
Never trust anyone with two first names.
Never trust anyone with two first names.
The announcers for the Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua fight should get the Nobel Prize for Turd Polishing.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The announcers for the Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua fight should get the Nobel Prize for Turd Polishing.
Almost got in a fight at the Panthers game. #VisitFlorida
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Almost got in a fight at the Panthers game. #VisitFlorida
It doesn't even feel possible anymore to meet new people online, does it? It's all just bots and slop and fakers.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It doesn't even feel possible anymore to meet new people online, does it? It's all just bots and slop and fakers.
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Everyone who is having a pleasant holiday season because they aren't in the Epstein files, step forward.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
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December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everyone who is having a pleasant holiday season because they aren't in the Epstein files, step forward.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
Great, now we've all got the munchies and can't afford groceries.
BREAKING: Trump signs order to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, a move that could ease regulation and boost research.
Trump signs executive order that could reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug
President Trump has signed an executive order that could reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Great, now we've all got the munchies and can't afford groceries.
Don't give him the ratings satisfaction tonight. Wait for a recap from elsewhere.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Don't give him the ratings satisfaction tonight. Wait for a recap from elsewhere.
A box of candy canes is four fucking dollars.
Trump says, "The prices are way down... Inflation is essentially gone."
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A box of candy canes is four fucking dollars.
LFG
Trailer is out for season 2 of THE PITT! youtu.be/Xq8x47ky2Tw?...
The Pitt Season 2 | Official Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
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December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
LFG
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Dr. Dre released his debut solo album ‘The Chronic’ 33 years ago on December 15, 1992
album.ink/DrDreChronic
album.ink/DrDreChronic
Rediscover Dr. Dre’s ‘The Chronic’ (1992) | Tribute
Although ‘The Chronic’ doesn’t sound like a calculated attempt to revolutionize the direction of hip-hop music, Dr. Dre’s debut solo album did just that.
album.ink
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Dr. Dre released his debut solo album ‘The Chronic’ 33 years ago on December 15, 1992
album.ink/DrDreChronic
album.ink/DrDreChronic
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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tua plays like he has kash patel’s eyes
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
tua plays like he has kash patel’s eyes
Plumber improved our water pressure this morning and I've never been more excited to get in the shower and power wash my poo box. Happy holidays.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Plumber improved our water pressure this morning and I've never been more excited to get in the shower and power wash my poo box. Happy holidays.
Trump can say whatever the fuck he wants about Rob Reiner because we all know what it's gonna look like when he finally goes:
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trump can say whatever the fuck he wants about Rob Reiner because we all know what it's gonna look like when he finally goes:
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"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Take me back to when this was the only device I took everywhere.
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Take me back to when this was the only device I took everywhere.
"Money Bag Mafia" plays the Grinch.
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Money Bag Mafia" plays the Grinch.
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Happy 35th Anniversary to C + C Music Factory’s debut album ‘Gonna Make You Sweat’ originally released December 13, 1990 | Listen to the album + watch the official videos here: album.ink/CCMFgmys
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy 35th Anniversary to C + C Music Factory’s debut album ‘Gonna Make You Sweat’ originally released December 13, 1990 | Listen to the album + watch the official videos here: album.ink/CCMFgmys
Kevin had that whole wad of dad's cash plus all of a grateful Mr. Duncan's resources at his disposal, but he gave the homeless bird lady a fucking ornament.
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kevin had that whole wad of dad's cash plus all of a grateful Mr. Duncan's resources at his disposal, but he gave the homeless bird lady a fucking ornament.
Joe Rogan sleeps in a racecar bed.
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Joe Rogan sleeps in a racecar bed.
Not trying to brag, ladies, but I can do the same amount of pull-ups as RFK Jr.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not trying to brag, ladies, but I can do the same amount of pull-ups as RFK Jr.
Commenting "AI slop" on all your family Christmas photos.
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Commenting "AI slop" on all your family Christmas photos.
Never mind movies you've watched once and would never watch again, name a movie you absolutely REFUSE to watch.
I'll go first: Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
I'll go first: Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Never mind movies you've watched once and would never watch again, name a movie you absolutely REFUSE to watch.
I'll go first: Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
I'll go first: Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.