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Flag Wankers

@flagwankers.bsky.social

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Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to [email protected]

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Aug 24

Bring me your lame, limp and tattered flags. Let us glory in the faux patriotism of flag nonces.

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BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · 5d

For @flagwankers.bsky.social:

Not all heroes wear capes.

Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 5d

Outstanding work. More of this sort of thing.

BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · 5d

For @flagwankers.bsky.social:

Not all heroes wear capes.

Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 6d

I...

Just...

But........

They.........

No. I've got nothing.

Ashfromenfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 6d

This little cockspangle couldn’t afford a flag so flew a bag of Hovis(white bread obvs) aaarrrt the window the thick Cunt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 14d

Oh fuck off

A limp flag hung on a lamppost by a limpdicked fuckwit.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 19d

Aberdeen Nazi flag wankers.

We hate Aberdeen Nazi flag wankers.

Fiona Robertson @fionaswriting.bsky.social · 20d

The Aberdeen Hotel-Shouting Team has managed to combine the 14 Words (global Nazi slogan) with a poppy banner celebrating infamous antifascists. Incredible work.

photo of pre-protest barriers draped with far right banners including one saying 'BeCause HUMza Thinks SCOTLAND IS TOO WHITE WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTANCE OF OUR PEOPle FOR AND A Future for WHITE CHILDREN!' and one with a picture of a remembrance poppy and silhouettes of soldiers. there are also ones saying 'anti racism just means anti white' and 'immigration referendum now'

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 19d

Jesus Christ, my eyes.

Jesus Christ, the lies.

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19d

Ah, switch on BBC Panorama, if you have issues with low blood pressure. Wall to wall flag shaggers.

For. Fucks. Sake.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23d

Morons are gonna moron

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23d

Oh my god these morons are thicker than a whale omelette.

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 24d

This is how thick these cunts are

www.thepoke.com/2025/09/22/a...

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

A troll claimed this picture of an Audi-driving flag shagger was ‘AI at its lefty worst’ and was schooled to the moon and back

If the summer just gone will be remembered for anything it will surely be the season when the entire country – or large parts of it, anyway – went flag shagging mad. Specifically, of course, the Union...

www.thepoke.com

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 24d

I originally thought it was an Openreach engineer given it's a telegraph pole. You are not supposed to put anything unauthorised on them. Hopefully they will catch the idiot that could have killed or seriously injured the guy.

metro.co.uk/2025/09/23/w...

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Council worker checking on camera pulled from ladder by flag'patriot' in Salford

A engineer has been attacked by a passerby while conducting routine work after a passerby assumed he was attempting to take down a union jack flag

metro.co.uk

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23d

Sheep botherers in all of the ways.

Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.art · 24d

Imagine thinking you are some kind of nationalist hero for daubing red paint on sculptures of sheep and not the slob yob vandal embarrassment to the country that you actually are

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Reighton roundabout sheep sculptures daubed with red crosses

www.bbc.co.uk

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 24d

He's from Openreach. Nothing unauthorised should be attached to their poles. I've got a few local ones to report to them.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yu-S...

#flagshaggers
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ANOTHER FLAG F***ER Attacks a Council Worker Over Flags Trying To Knock Him Off His Ladder!

YouTube video by Political CUSTARD

youtube.com

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 26d

Loving the "oh fuck we painted a swastika box on the bus stop.

Shitheads.

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 26d

Absolute tools out in force in my village in Essex today 😡@flagwankers.bsky.social

Flag wankers spraying drains and bus stop

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 26d

FLEG FELCHER!

What a spectacle.

T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 26d

Jesus wept!

From FB

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 27d

What a twat

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 28d

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28d

This asshole needs to go straight to jail.

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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 27d

Dear fucking flag shaggers, this is vandalism not patriotism
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 27d

Attempted ABH I'd imagine.

Does speak volumes that these brain donors can't even employ gravity.

-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 28d

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28d

This asshole needs to go straight to jail.

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Abigail @abigail.bsky.social · 29d

@flagwankers.bsky.social I've just remembered this on a local comedy show from many years ago.

Just to give you an idea what peak flegs is like.

The Blame Game: Flegs

YouTube video by BBC Northern Ireland

youtu.be

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 18

Not all heroes wear capes.

BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · Sep 18

But I’m sure this legend would sort them out easily.

If I ever see him in person, I’d shake his hand and tell him to do what he needs to do.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 18

Let them spend their money. They put 'em up, we take 'em down and bin 'em.

-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · Sep 18

Flag shagging grifting cunts

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 18

Oh god, it's pathetic. Comfort yourself with the thought that some moron has parted with money for these... And they're all just bin fodder.

BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · Sep 18

Good evening @flagwankers.bsky.social.

These are what I found in Bath Road.

#FlagShaggers

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · Sep 17

And he's stupid enough to video it and upload it. I'm going to have great fun reporting the ones on telegraph polls to Openreach.

youtu.be/EYe5NPVnnKY?...

#flagshaggers
@flagwankers.bsky.social

DON'T TAKE IT F***ING DOWN! Flag F***er Gets Angry With Council Worker Trying To Take Down His Flags

YouTube video by Political CUSTARD

youtu.be

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 18

Outstanding work 👌

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 16

Which just adds insult to injury, with an added dose of fucking stupidity thrown in.

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Sep 16

a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it

Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is making a thank you gesture, folding his hands over his heart and then bowing

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