Steve Fitzpatrick
@fitzpas.com
Celtic, Chiefs, football history, terrible illustrations and photoshops. There will be dog pictures.
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Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂
Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.
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BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.
Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.
Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.
Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.
Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.
Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch.
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch.
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde
This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.
No-one cares about...
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No-one cares about...
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
I'm broken today. I think it's time to admit I'm getting too old for the 1am-start NFL games.
September 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm broken today. I think it's time to admit I'm getting too old for the 1am-start NFL games.
Beatrice is trying to work out if you've just cut a treat in half, and are pretending it's a full treat.
(Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)
(Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)
August 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Beatrice is trying to work out if you've just cut a treat in half, and are pretending it's a full treat.
(Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)
(Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)
Hey Xbox,
I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003.
Idiots.
I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003.
Idiots.
August 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey Xbox,
I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003.
Idiots.
I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003.
Idiots.
Folk starting to gather at the Black Sabbath bench in Birmingham.
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Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.
g0.ipcamlive.com/player/playe...
Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.
July 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Folk starting to gather at the Black Sabbath bench in Birmingham.
g0.ipcamlive.com/player/playe...
Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.
g0.ipcamlive.com/player/playe...
Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.
The Pill and Gustaf at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. The Pill were excellent, Gustaf were outstanding. My favourite gig in a long while.
July 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Pill and Gustaf at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. The Pill were excellent, Gustaf were outstanding. My favourite gig in a long while.
Chill day out, accompanying Child #2 as she paints this.
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Chill day out, accompanying Child #2 as she paints this.
Lol.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
buff.ly
July 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lol.
My ears are never going to fully recover from this.
July 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My ears are never going to fully recover from this.