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Steve Fitzpatrick
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Celtic, Chiefs, football history, terrible illustrations and photoshops. There will be dog pictures.

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Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Beautiful. #GhostOfYotei
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch.

Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Noticed two ancient landmarks
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again.

They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm convinced that it all went to shit in 2009 when this slimy bastard was invited on to Question Time. The BBC was the centre of attention for a week, and they've been chasing that far-right high ever since.
September 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Beatrice is trying to work out if you've just cut a treat in half, and are pretending it's a full treat.

(Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)
August 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Paperless"
August 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Also, Xbox,

One of my achievements in your database will be 19 years old tomorrow.

Sort shit like this out, FFS.
August 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey Xbox,

I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003.

Idiots.
August 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Folk starting to gather at the Black Sabbath bench in Birmingham.

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Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.
July 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Pill and Gustaf at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. The Pill were excellent, Gustaf were outstanding. My favourite gig in a long while.
July 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Finally got a chance to finish this delightful wee book by @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social

"A Triumph", 5/5, etc.
July 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Chill day out, accompanying Child #2 as she paints this.
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
IYGAF
July 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My ears are never going to fully recover from this.
July 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lake walk (and paddle) with Le Chien de Merde.
June 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Wheel
June 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hello, old friend. It's been a while.
June 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM