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Due to my cat's recent health crisis I was not able to be at the Pittsburgh Zine Fair but I was still able to have my zine, "How To Be Into Ancient Rome Without Being Weird About It" there at our table. Here it is in digital form with the lovely artwork by @tbm.bsky.social in the thread below! 1/4
Boeuf bourguignish
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just got my kitchen knives sharpened and the very first cut I make to prepare dinner... Yup it's sharp now!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm gonna keep bad faith arguing that Severance is actually making a pro-life argument and is an abortion allegory bc it's fun to do and people get reeeeeeeeeeally mad
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Brötchen, German bread rolls
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Pretty obvious that Vance has negatively polarized himself into believing that anyone who holds a single opinion contrary to his own is simply “virtue signaling” and that it couldn’t be an honestly held belief
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Diced green chiles are by far the best thing to put on a cheeseburger
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Again, I cannot stand Amazon or Bezos. However, because _Strike_ comes out in paperback in 2 months, they are fire selling it in hardback for $2.84. So if you want it, you can indeed get it for the price of a cup of coffee. www.amazon.com/Strike-Labor...
Strike: Labor, Unions, and Resistance in the Roman Empire
Amazon.com: Strike: Labor, Unions, and Resistance in the Roman Empire (Audible Audio Edition): Sarah E. Bond, Hillary Huber, Tantor Media: Books
www.amazon.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Turkey has begun to dry brine it's a handsome bird
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bro they made the grocery store from Pluribus real
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...
Angel's Egg
www.boxofficemojo.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Finally got to the epilogue of #Hades2. I like the helpful kitty 😌
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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one thing i want to emphasize is these "illiberal" and "postliberal" authoritarians are just thieves and crooks! trump is thief. orban is a thief. putin is the biggest thief of them all.
wrote about the president’s flagrant and destructive corruption in a column that references street fighter, the simpsons, machiavelli, and a host of revolutionary-era americans (gift link)
Opinion | The White House Gold Rush Is On
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Apple griddle cakes for breakfast
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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2XKO more like Poo Sex Gay Ho
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Haters are becoming incoherent upon learning about my custom Wigan Kebab bakeware collection
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The culture is swinging back to whole roasted turkeys, the spatchcockers are losing ground
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's so over
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The brilliant post-liberal solution to the housing crisis is to steal houses from immigrants and redistribute them to citizens.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Surely this will succeed phenomenally now that they're finally designing "with gamers in mind" right? Surely all those people were serious when they said that making the character sexy is what mattered, right?
ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The pitch for AI really does seem like it all boils down to "Yeah a highly developed service economy seems great and all, but it's really hard to integrate slavery into the mix without losing productivity. What if we could fix that?" And it's just impossible for me to see it any other way
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The "there's no such thing as porn addiction" crowd and the "porn addiction is the greatest threat to men" crowd consume functionally identical quantities of porn
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM