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Andrew
@filthtropolis.bsky.social
· Feb 9
who wants to fall in love with me and let me move in with them?
No amount of pills or spravato or transcranial stimulation is ever going to change my material conditions
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
No amount of pills or spravato or transcranial stimulation is ever going to change my material conditions
Sorry to keep being disabled on main but songs like Pink Pony Club just make me really sad...a lot of us will still be living with our parents when we're 70 and never belong anywhere
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sorry to keep being disabled on main but songs like Pink Pony Club just make me really sad...a lot of us will still be living with our parents when we're 70 and never belong anywhere
Do you guys actually get hypnotized or is it just like roleplay 😅 cause I'm immune to it if it's real
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do you guys actually get hypnotized or is it just like roleplay 😅 cause I'm immune to it if it's real
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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Absolutely need to try this before I die
@comolafflor.bsky.social serving up some delicious candied yams for Thanksgiving 🍠
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Absolutely need to try this before I die
Sure everyone wants a husband, but you know what would be even cooler? Having an Arch Nemesis
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sure everyone wants a husband, but you know what would be even cooler? Having an Arch Nemesis
I'm so in love with Van Goth
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm so in love with Van Goth
Public sex really should be legal. Straights don't understand how much we need it
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Public sex really should be legal. Straights don't understand how much we need it
yeah he definitely denied me twice...I'm actually livid
actually really hurt that the guy who called me his scatboi crush denied my follow request on ig but others are following him
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
yeah he definitely denied me twice...I'm actually livid
November 25 is Play With Your Daddy Day! Come celebrate with me!
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 25 is Play With Your Daddy Day! Come celebrate with me!
That's gonna be me with my old wizard beard some day
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That's gonna be me with my old wizard beard some day
3000 of you LOVE me!! 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
3000 of you LOVE me!! 🥰
life goal
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
life goal
neurodivergent sounds like nerdy virgin
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
neurodivergent sounds like nerdy virgin
I love the way foreskin slides so easily into the back of your throat like God intended.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love the way foreskin slides so easily into the back of your throat like God intended.
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Chat is this safe to do
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chat is this safe to do
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LOVE showing off my pits.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
LOVE showing off my pits.
I don't understand why people think releasing the epstein files matters. You know who's in them by the very nature of them existing. No one is allowed in the ruling class unless they're part of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I don't understand why people think releasing the epstein files matters. You know who's in them by the very nature of them existing. No one is allowed in the ruling class unless they're part of it.
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“…It is not easy to discover any hope or concern more pleasurable than a passionate desire for sexυaΙ intercουrse with bογs.”
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“…It is not easy to discover any hope or concern more pleasurable than a passionate desire for sexυaΙ intercουrse with bογs.”
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
most normal scruff profile
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
most normal scruff profile
My fingers crave more and more to play a keyboard
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My fingers crave more and more to play a keyboard
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I promise I might look clean cut but I’m a piggggggg
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I promise I might look clean cut but I’m a piggggggg
God this would be perfect for me because I genuinely don't function or have a personality. I need a man to just own me like this forever.
I didn't raise you to have a personality, I didn't raise you to even function. I raised you to be daddy's cunt, and daddy's throat.
@apolloffates69.bsky.social
@apolloffates69.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
God this would be perfect for me because I genuinely don't function or have a personality. I need a man to just own me like this forever.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I'm reading a brochure with no phone number. Just a QR code. That you have to use a phone for. Who could have ever imagined
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm reading a brochure with no phone number. Just a QR code. That you have to use a phone for. Who could have ever imagined