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fern ✨ @fernfiction.bsky.social · Jul 12
tell your friends! tell your enemies! tell everyone!

fr @theedumbestgirl.bsky.social is the best thing i’ve ever made and it’s not even out yet. that’s how much i love it and believe in it.
theedumbestgirl.bsky.social The Dumbest Girl Alive @theedumbestgirl.bsky.social · Jul 12
is she unwell or just podcasting?
#TheDumbestGirlAlive trailer is now streaming 💚

#podcast #sacredsleaze #tumblr #dumb
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thorbee.bsky.social
Me in peak form
A meme from Pinterest. A classic renaissance painting of a maiden laying down with her arms up over her head. It’s captioned “I love hitting this renaissance sleeping pose”
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
winter!!!!
helldragonchick.bsky.social sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 1d
Earth's beautiful boy
Cat
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
fernfiction.bsky.social
the only acceptable form of promo i want to see timothee doing for marty supreme is covering ‘do you know? (the ping pong song)’
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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finnattentive.bsky.social
Go check out your "Bluesky moderation service" settings and share the post below so we all get to see more content that was hidden from us by Bluesky without us realising!
astridoverthere.bsky.social I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 4d
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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jillwhitelock.bsky.social
Clematis flowering by a door at Miss Minnie Pate’s Cambridge University Type-Writing Office, 33 Trinity Street, Cambridge.

‘Yard, until 1923’ (detail), from Minnie Pate’s Scrapbook. MS Add. 7637 @theul.bsky.social
Black snd white photograph of a Clematis in flower on a wall next to a door.
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
pictured? carnivorous "death ball" sponge aka my nickname in high school
kiraofthewind.com Kira of the Wind (Erika McCorkle) @kiraofthewind.com · 3d
Wake up, babe. New horrors from the deep sea just dropped

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Death ball sponge. Some new creature discovered in the deep sea with balls on the ends of their limbs that are deadly, apparently
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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imanibarbarin.bsky.social
Up now on my P@treon. *Free to all members regardless of ability to pay.

#MemeIndustrialComplex

www.patreon.com/posts/142856...
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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bookshop.org
“You’re always telling people to support indie bookstores over billionaires.”

Yeah, it’s called having a consistent brand voice and a conscience.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
happy wednesday one of my favourite podcasts read a review that i submitted to them and it was exhilarating lol
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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squeamysalami.likes.earth
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A skeleton wearing a robe standing on desert ground next to a big black orb On the skeleton: "me" On the black orb: "The urge to disappear and never come back again"
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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yunniemon.bsky.social
the new yorker just posted a sneak peek of the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates zohran mamdani’s historic win today! look how cute it is 💗

🎨 cover art by edel rodriguez
The New Yorker's Nov 17 2025 cover Zohran Mamdani is illustrated on the subway among his constituents holding a railing
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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evystadium.bsky.social
teen vogue did some of the hardest hitting work out there and this is a huge fucking loss
leximcmenamin.com Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 7d
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
is a nightmare a different genre of dream, or is it a different thing altogether?
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
i 🖤 this

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Surreal collage. A headless figure in a black-and-white striped long-sleeve top and high-waisted black skirt stands in a dim, tiled room with white plastic chairs and tables; a pool-style ladder and tall chrome pipes fade into the background. Where the head should be, a neon-yellow faceted crystal sphere floats, sliced open to reveal a single brown eye with green eyeshadow. Cropped pale blue text along the top reads “do you remember.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
fernfiction.bsky.social
nothing beats taking a nap to only wake up in a cold sweat that is forgot to turn off the oven. the oven, dear reader, was indeed off to begin with.
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
so i saw frankenstein
Black and white photo of a left hand holding a perforated thermal movie ticket with two identical stubs. Both stubs read: FRANKENSTEIN; Matinee $12.00 along with other info. The background is dark fabric with visible grain and dust specks, giving a moody, archival look. Simple four-panel doodle of soft gray stick figures with pink blush. Top left: a smiling figure with two red nosebleed lines gives a thumbs-up. Top right: a figure with two pink hearts by their head leans in with one finger raised. Bottom left: a shy figure clasps a pink heart against their chest. Bottom right: a small bean-shaped figure stands with hands folded, looking up with a gentle smile. White background, minimal lines.
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
therapy usually helps but today i am the seal clutching my emotional support tentacle. see you from inside the blanket burrito.
A small gray seal floats upright in a pale blue tiled pool, hugging the tip of a red octopus-leg–looking strap with both flippers, staring wide-eyed toward the camera.
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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robertbohan.bsky.social
🧵 Edward Hopper (1882-1967). The American artist’s work is ubiquitous on the walls of restaurants, takeaways & student accommodation in that its inoffensive, reminiscent of Hollywood movies & easy to identify - the perfect trifecta! Nighthawks (1942) [1]
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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pokemongems.bsky.social
smol
Screenshot of a low res pikachu sitting on a rock in the Pokémon anime Screenshot of a low res Pichu standing in a grassy field in the Pokémon anime
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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squeamysalami.likes.earth
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a stuffed animal dog acting as the sun in teletubbies rising up over the field of grass. The dog looks a little cranky "Good morning W. H. O. R. E. (Work hard on reaching excellence)"
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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abigaillarson.com
Halloween is almost here 🖤🍷🩸
Illustration by Abigail Larson for "The Horror Tarot" depicting a seance scene in tones of red. Hands rest on a planchette hovering over a Ouija board. There's a red curtain backdrop, and a vintage brass lamp with a red glass shade lights the scene. Small candles and a red glass water pitcher and goblet are arranged on the table. An illustration by Abigail Larson from "The Horror Tarot" depicting someone fast asleep in a large green antique bed while goblins with glowing yellow eyes and shadowy hands creep out from the darkness unnoticed. Illustration for the Horror Tarot of the Queen of Cups card showing a vampire in a Victorian dress drinking blood from a goblet. This illustration is from "The Horror Tarot" deck published by Insight Editions and illustrated by Abigail Larson. Illustration is a stylized version of "the chariot" tarot card depicting a black horse-drawn carriage approaching an ominously glowing cliff. The horse is rears at the edge of the deep red precipice. The background shows a large tree obscured by thick mist.
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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idkalexig.dftba.social
Adam driver smiling with a house on fire in the background meme
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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rachelgilmore.bsky.social
Hot of the presses!!

I’m very proud of this piece, I hope you find it thought provoking 🥰

Thank you as always to @thetyee.ca and @jenstden.bsky.social for giving me the opportunity to write this!
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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lizshannonmiller.com
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fernfiction.bsky.social
what do you mean my fast fashion clothing from 10 years ago is breaking and no longer looking nice??? why is it begging to be put out of its misery???
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM