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KM: Hm, yes, why believe the accused war criminal known for his half-truths? Not like anyone else has warned you of Heva’s conspiratorial and self-destructive nature. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
KM: Hm, yes, why believe the accused war criminal known for his half-truths? Not like anyone else has warned you of Heva’s conspiratorial and self-destructive nature. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
The Ajokanyi are seen as a force of terror for a religion that likes to pretend it is about peace & love. There is no reason that a church should have its own militant force it can send wherever it wants & is exempt from prosecution bc one god out of hundreds bless their existence
Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Ajokanyi are seen as a force of terror for a religion that likes to pretend it is about peace & love. There is no reason that a church should have its own militant force it can send wherever it wants & is exempt from prosecution bc one god out of hundreds bless their existence
KM: The sad truth about Devin is that there are Ilkhatal who change the world and Ilkhatal who merely survive it. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
KM: The sad truth about Devin is that there are Ilkhatal who change the world and Ilkhatal who merely survive it. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
Ever since their creation, the Ajokanyi have only served in the most holy of causes and have never known or shown signs of corruption. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ever since their creation, the Ajokanyi have only served in the most holy of causes and have never known or shown signs of corruption. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Despite the Ajokanyi’s bloody origins, the Crossnic Church continues to stand by the Ajokanyi, arguing that the need for a militant warrior class dedicated to the “one, true” God has never been more important than now. (They say this about once a decade).
Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Despite the Ajokanyi’s bloody origins, the Crossnic Church continues to stand by the Ajokanyi, arguing that the need for a militant warrior class dedicated to the “one, true” God has never been more important than now. (They say this about once a decade).
Despite the Ajokanyi’s bloody origins, the Crossnic Church continues to stand by the Ajokanyi, arguing that the need for a militant warrior class dedicated to the “one, true” God has never been more important than now. (They say this about once a decade).
Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Despite the Ajokanyi’s bloody origins, the Crossnic Church continues to stand by the Ajokanyi, arguing that the need for a militant warrior class dedicated to the “one, true” God has never been more important than now. (They say this about once a decade).
Every recruit who successfully passed the Ajokanyi’s grueling training & passed several lethal tests, had God’s eyes tattooed into the back of their hand. A reminder to all that God was always w/ them & always watching. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every recruit who successfully passed the Ajokanyi’s grueling training & passed several lethal tests, had God’s eyes tattooed into the back of their hand. A reminder to all that God was always w/ them & always watching. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
According to modern Crossnic lore, the Ajokanyi, the holy assassins of the Crossnic God, were created by Saint Ari of Tharot in 373 to protect Barisians from Sundaran persecution and ravenous Demons. These assassins were hand picked by Ari, himself, to serve as God’s anointed warriors. 1/2
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
According to modern Crossnic lore, the Ajokanyi, the holy assassins of the Crossnic God, were created by Saint Ari of Tharot in 373 to protect Barisians from Sundaran persecution and ravenous Demons. These assassins were hand picked by Ari, himself, to serve as God’s anointed warriors. 1/2
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KM: In a way. Devin was my brother, but we were always passing each other. Trains bound to separate tracks, heading in deceptively similar directions until that unexpected break in the line. One train makes it. The other violently derails. Neither stops for the other.
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Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
KM: In a way. Devin was my brother, but we were always passing each other. Trains bound to separate tracks, heading in deceptively similar directions until that unexpected break in the line. One train makes it. The other violently derails. Neither stops for the other.
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KM: He’ll just call me a liar on an intl radio show
AP: You are a liar
KM: I may have exaggerated some claims & changed the sequence of events for a smoother narrative flow, but I never lied
AP: Just altered the truth until it fit your agenda
KM: Doesn’t everyone?
AP: You are a liar
KM: I may have exaggerated some claims & changed the sequence of events for a smoother narrative flow, but I never lied
AP: Just altered the truth until it fit your agenda
KM: Doesn’t everyone?
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
KM: He’ll just call me a liar on an intl radio show
AP: You are a liar
KM: I may have exaggerated some claims & changed the sequence of events for a smoother narrative flow, but I never lied
AP: Just altered the truth until it fit your agenda
KM: Doesn’t everyone?
AP: You are a liar
KM: I may have exaggerated some claims & changed the sequence of events for a smoother narrative flow, but I never lied
AP: Just altered the truth until it fit your agenda
KM: Doesn’t everyone?
KM: Oh, good. I would be devastated if anything happened to you.
AP: Why? I’m not your hostage this time.
KM: True, but you’re the only one of my old acquaintances who willingly talks to me. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
AP: Why? I’m not your hostage this time.
KM: True, but you’re the only one of my old acquaintances who willingly talks to me. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
KM: Oh, good. I would be devastated if anything happened to you.
AP: Why? I’m not your hostage this time.
KM: True, but you’re the only one of my old acquaintances who willingly talks to me. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
AP: Why? I’m not your hostage this time.
KM: True, but you’re the only one of my old acquaintances who willingly talks to me. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
AP: The entire time, you were torturing my wife and my mother-in-law.
KM: I didn’t know that at the time. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
KM: I didn’t know that at the time. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
AP: The entire time, you were torturing my wife and my mother-in-law.
KM: I didn’t know that at the time. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
KM: I didn’t know that at the time. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
AP: I'd treat you the same way you treated your prisoners
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
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KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
AP: I'd treat you the same way you treated your prisoners
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
Down the spiral metal stairs, we arrived at Kingsley's private cell. The captain wasn't even embarrassed at the gifts that filled the small space. An ornate blue & purple Ignic rug, a thick pink robe, & lamb fur-lined slippers protected Kingsley from the icy, damp drafts. 1/2 #FictionPodcast
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Down the spiral metal stairs, we arrived at Kingsley's private cell. The captain wasn't even embarrassed at the gifts that filled the small space. An ornate blue & purple Ignic rug, a thick pink robe, & lamb fur-lined slippers protected Kingsley from the icy, damp drafts. 1/2 #FictionPodcast
This route became known as the Golden Highway & lined the pockets of many officials, including Honorable Sebastian Wallace & future President Kenneth Troy of Heva, while giving them an invisible enemy to rally against. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This route became known as the Golden Highway & lined the pockets of many officials, including Honorable Sebastian Wallace & future President Kenneth Troy of Heva, while giving them an invisible enemy to rally against. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast 1/2
In July 1824, Margaret traveled to the Killbraugha-Atamik Border & disappeared from all correspondence for four months. She resumed correspondence w/ Kerry in November 1824 w/ a simple letter that said, “All terms agreed to.” 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In July 1824, Margaret traveled to the Killbraugha-Atamik Border & disappeared from all correspondence for four months. She resumed correspondence w/ Kerry in November 1824 w/ a simple letter that said, “All terms agreed to.” 1/2
However, his ability to blend in w/ his peers hasn’t prevented his opponents from using the faint Gargainian features he inherited from his mother such as his sharp cheekbones, “narrow” angles of his eyes (a featured exaggerated by his opponents) & his unmistakable harsh, musical accent – 1/3
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
However, his ability to blend in w/ his peers hasn’t prevented his opponents from using the faint Gargainian features he inherited from his mother such as his sharp cheekbones, “narrow” angles of his eyes (a featured exaggerated by his opponents) & his unmistakable harsh, musical accent – 1/3
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Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
I hope that when I see you again, it will be in a liberated Killbraugha. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hope that when I see you again, it will be in a liberated Killbraugha. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
We will only know victory when the Hevians are driven from our lands by our people. Anything that occurs in Heva itself is a sideshow. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We will only know victory when the Hevians are driven from our lands by our people. Anything that occurs in Heva itself is a sideshow. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
It is a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life, but one I must make for the sake of my child. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It is a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life, but one I must make for the sake of my child. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
The alleged comment may be referring to Sebastian’s Gargainian heritage. At first glance, Sebastian is the “perfect” Hevian: lush, blond hair, analytical blue eyes, pearly white skin. He wears the finest fabrics money can afford and holds himself with the disdainful detachment perfected through 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The alleged comment may be referring to Sebastian’s Gargainian heritage. At first glance, Sebastian is the “perfect” Hevian: lush, blond hair, analytical blue eyes, pearly white skin. He wears the finest fabrics money can afford and holds himself with the disdainful detachment perfected through 1/2