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Fast Fingers Audit

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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 29m

Donald keeps telling the Evangelicals he's not God and yet they leave him in power, why? Why do they leave him there when he keeps admitting he's conning them? Or are they really conning him?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 32m

Love the George Washington reenactment.

Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 3h

Reinforcements have been dispatched to Portland… 🤣🐸🤣

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 2h

It's an oldie but goodie.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 3h

It's also the year Seattle Slew took the Triple Crown, the first winner since Secretariat in 1973.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 3h

It's said only two good things came out of Italy, and Sophia Loren had both of them 😁

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 5h

There's a reason why Trump's policies of the Elites are hurting the hard core Republican base first and worst, they can't stand poor people and now they no longer need them.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 6h

J Lo on South Park

Jennifer Lopez Works At La Taco

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 6h

Speaking of J Lo, checkout the South Park episode where the guys skewered her.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 6h

Nobody bitched when Puerto Rican Jennifer Lopez was named the Super Bowl half time act on 2020, though they should have because she's a no talent hack. So what is the problem with Bad Bunny?

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 6h

That song is on both my best and worst lists of the 1980s.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 6h

The math maths. But sadly that CEO doesn't have "income" the same way that worker has "income." That needs to change as well.

Marjan Geotraveler @marjangeotraveler.bsky.social · 6h

Marta (@grammamarta)

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 7h

I knew Cookie Monster is in Antifa!

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 7h

If only Republicans at the @lincolnproject.us had gone on Fox years ago and destroyed Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly et. al. instead of agreeing with their authortarian racist bull shit and and their ridiculous conspiracies about Democrats. But they didn't because they wanted one party rule.

gme11💙 @gme11.bsky.social · 7h

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Late Night Adventures: Sneaky Links and Quiet Escapes #harryjsisson

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 7h

MAGAs are impervious to logic and reason. Plus the fat old man is so far gone I bet he is at the dementia stage where he plays with the shit in his diaper.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 7h

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 10h

I'll play Lionel Ritchie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" in your honor. Unless you hate that record then I'll burn it in your honor 😁

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe Trump is sacrificing MAGA to Qatar, letting the soldiers use MAGA communities as target practice? It's sad that scenario is not totally implausible.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 10h

I wonder how bad the Qatari's played us. This man is so far gone, I wouldn't be surprised if he told the Qatari's they can use American cities for target practice.

🧛‍♀️🎃~Bindi~🎃🧛‍♀️ @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 16h

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 10h

That was my Nora, sometimes I could never find her. I never thought to look up 🤣

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 10h

I exhibited all of this as a kid, I'm quite shocked my conservative parents didn't have me out down. Oh wait, those are the values my conservative parents drilled into my head (sadly old age and hatred of Hillary turned dad into MAGA).

Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 1d

Beware Antifa!

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 11h

I stand with Kermie.

Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 11h

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 11h

Too cute not to repost, someone is PISSED!

Deep Hurting 🐈🐈‍⬛𓃠 @deep-hurting.bsky.social · 1d

The face you get when you offer Cleo the wrong cookies.
#Caturday #Cats

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 11h

How long were in the hospital for facial reconstructive surgery? 🤣🤣

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 13h

Um, open enrollment starts on Wednesday for many, not November. Insurers that have AcA subsidized plans already have jacked the prices up on us who will start making our choices in a few days. Thanks a fucking lot Republicans, party of thr people my big fat white ass.

#OpenEnrollmentStartsNOW

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

BREAM: Open enrollments starts in November. People are already getting notices about what they may pay. I mean, that's gotta be resolved.

MIKE JOHNSON: Yes, and they're eating up the clock in the month of October

(Johnson canceled the House in August to avoid taking votes on Epstein)

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 13h

Ha!