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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · Mar 26

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 11h

OMG CONGRATS!!!! Fae and I wishing you all the best!!!

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 17h

All done!

Has a magnetic skull cap that's custom fitted to my head inside, as well as a couple micro fans powered by a USB battery bank. One keeps the air circulating, and the other uses the helmet's curve as a downscoop to keep the visor fog-free.

11/10 Now I need to build the entire Mjolnir suit

Security Helmet from Halo:Reach side view

Security Helmet from Halo:Reach rear view

Security Helmet from Halo:Reach angled view

Security Helmet from Halo:Reach being worn by Fart Shartly

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 23h

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah but jad is so babygirl how can you spout this fight caves slander

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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · Dec 8

Horny Sol Heredit be like:

𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 your 𝓒𝓞𝓒𝓚!

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Zev Maximus @zevmaximus.bsky.social · 2d

The girl all the bad guys want~

I still don’t draw Tzila enough. Her design is tough 😭 but I’m trying to remedy that, so here she is in all her badass glory.

#oc #ocsky #ocart #illustration #digitalart #art

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 4d

📜 ✍️ 𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓘 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓵𝔂. 𝓘𝓽 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽.

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 4d

She carpe on my diem until I seize the day

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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 4d

When you play an online video game, you are signing a social contract similar to how you would when going to a cinema.

If your behaviour causes other players to have a bad time, you are doing a shameful action akin to talking through the movie.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 5d

that's honestly so real ngl

Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 5d

I could never date a girl with an infernal cape cause she might try to Jad-skip my cum-phase

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 5d

Sometimes brain go brrrrr and Mmmm cold treat hits the spot like a warm (cold?) hug.

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 5d

My MDD said "hey buddy you can be sad tonight OR you can be sad, but with ice cream"

And hey, whaddya know. Donuts were on sale too 😅

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 8d

Aint no way they actually did a loss relic, that's crazy.

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah I specifically meant old school

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 8d

Oh huh. That's actually SUPER interesting, don't think there's been any instances of infants in RS up until this

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 9d

THEY ARE.

Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 9d

Peanut Butter noodles.

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Fart Shartly @fartshartly.bsky.social · 9d

we will play video games and then I will make peanut butter cake and peanut butter bread and peanut butter cookies and peanut butter noodles and many more peanut butter flavored foods and we will dine like kings Staniel.