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she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️🌈🔞
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Another birb on a branch for #ArtAdventCalendar
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Another birb on a branch for #ArtAdventCalendar
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People really be out there drawing Hornet with huge badonkadonks when she looks like this
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
People really be out there drawing Hornet with huge badonkadonks when she looks like this
Idc what canon does, I love my Archon/Iudex, royalty/retainer, oceanid/dragon, formerly immortal mortal/immortal, father??????/daughter??????????, sibling?????/sibling??????, 500+ year old man/500+ year old little teenager baby girl uwu?????????? ship!!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Idc what canon does, I love my Archon/Iudex, royalty/retainer, oceanid/dragon, formerly immortal mortal/immortal, father??????/daughter??????????, sibling?????/sibling??????, 500+ year old man/500+ year old little teenager baby girl uwu?????????? ship!!!
durin's trial having klee & albedo, i'm so excited they're both buffed
can't decide if i want to go for klee c1 or albedo c2 first with the free con thing this time around
can't decide if i want to go for klee c1 or albedo c2 first with the free con thing this time around
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
durin's trial having klee & albedo, i'm so excited they're both buffed
can't decide if i want to go for klee c1 or albedo c2 first with the free con thing this time around
can't decide if i want to go for klee c1 or albedo c2 first with the free con thing this time around
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自分に対してなら一向に構わないけど強いとは思えない神のフリさまに対して狼藉をはたらこうとする者がいると咄嗟に身構えるちょっと血の気が多いヌ様はいるし「大丈夫だよ、少し見ているといい」と余裕の表情で止めるフリさまもいるし後からひとりになったときに「危なかった…」と涙目でうずくまって震えるフリさまもいる（妄想）
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
自分に対してなら一向に構わないけど強いとは思えない神のフリさまに対して狼藉をはたらこうとする者がいると咄嗟に身構えるちょっと血の気が多いヌ様はいるし「大丈夫だよ、少し見ているといい」と余裕の表情で止めるフリさまもいるし後からひとりになったときに「危なかった…」と涙目でうずくまって震えるフリさまもいる（妄想）
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hey covid fucking sucks, imagine finally getting something named after 2019 in the tail end of 2025. embarrassing!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
hey covid fucking sucks, imagine finally getting something named after 2019 in the tail end of 2025. embarrassing!!
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December 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I haven't played Warframe since Protea Prime released but godddd I'm tempted to go all in again for Gyre Prime, she was my first main I love her
Gyre pirouettes into Prime Access when The Old Peace launches on December 10!
Electrifyingly elegant, she arrives with a new suite of Prime Weapons, Accessories and more. wrfr.me/4886czp
Electrifyingly elegant, she arrives with a new suite of Prime Weapons, Accessories and more. wrfr.me/4886czp
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I haven't played Warframe since Protea Prime released but godddd I'm tempted to go all in again for Gyre Prime, she was my first main I love her
LRP I don't go here but this gives the same energy as a scene in the fake relationship fic where they're at a party and Furi is wearing a dress with a Very low back and Neuv is hands on
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
LRP I don't go here but this gives the same energy as a scene in the fake relationship fic where they're at a party and Furi is wearing a dress with a Very low back and Neuv is hands on
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Me drawing Twiyor.
Loid just can't keep his hands to himself
👉🏻👈🏻
Loid just can't keep his hands to himself
👉🏻👈🏻
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Me drawing Twiyor.
Loid just can't keep his hands to himself
👉🏻👈🏻
Loid just can't keep his hands to himself
👉🏻👈🏻
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i miss when gen ai was just deep dream and everything looked like this
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i miss when gen ai was just deep dream and everything looked like this
"Furi is Fcltt daughter" Is actually insane areas
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Furi is Fcltt daughter" Is actually insane areas
Can't wait to see the people red and mad that irl politics will delay a video game patch
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Can't wait to see the people red and mad that irl politics will delay a video game patch
Um. The comment box is right there so you CAN tell the author that?? This is not an impossible task? All you have to say is "kudos for this chapter" or even "I liked/loved this chapter."
The kudos button doesn't tell the author anything about why someone clicked it. Only comments can do that.
The kudos button doesn't tell the author anything about why someone clicked it. Only comments can do that.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Um. The comment box is right there so you CAN tell the author that?? This is not an impossible task? All you have to say is "kudos for this chapter" or even "I liked/loved this chapter."
The kudos button doesn't tell the author anything about why someone clicked it. Only comments can do that.
The kudos button doesn't tell the author anything about why someone clicked it. Only comments can do that.
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Honestly, it took me so long to try Silksong bc I hate being bad at hard games 🤷♀️
"But Renne, didn't you platinum Bloodborne & 100% the DLC?"
Yes! And I hated every moment of it! I was obsessed with it when I wasn't playing but when I was I HATED it. I kept asking myself why I was even doing it!
"But Renne, didn't you platinum Bloodborne & 100% the DLC?"
Yes! And I hated every moment of it! I was obsessed with it when I wasn't playing but when I was I HATED it. I kept asking myself why I was even doing it!
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honestly, it took me so long to try Silksong bc I hate being bad at hard games 🤷♀️
"But Renne, didn't you platinum Bloodborne & 100% the DLC?"
Yes! And I hated every moment of it! I was obsessed with it when I wasn't playing but when I was I HATED it. I kept asking myself why I was even doing it!
"But Renne, didn't you platinum Bloodborne & 100% the DLC?"
Yes! And I hated every moment of it! I was obsessed with it when I wasn't playing but when I was I HATED it. I kept asking myself why I was even doing it!
finally started silksong & i already feel so much more competent at it than hollow knight which i bounced off multiple times... & yes even with that i bought skong bc supporting aussie devs (also $30 AUD. absolutely worth anyway for how much joy i have gotten out of watching others playing it lmao)
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
finally started silksong & i already feel so much more competent at it than hollow knight which i bounced off multiple times... & yes even with that i bought skong bc supporting aussie devs (also $30 AUD. absolutely worth anyway for how much joy i have gotten out of watching others playing it lmao)
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November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What's that cute dance supposed to be, Karlach?
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What's that cute dance supposed to be, Karlach?
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November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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