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Lane is the most millennial woman to ever live.
Lane Kiffin is browsing multiple social timelines and smiling at the buzz he's generating. He will never make a decision
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lane is the most millennial woman to ever live.
TAPS State record holder for distance races which would be impressive if TAPS wasn’t how segregation stills lives in Texas.
Luke Wilson is a rich privileged kid who is the son of an ad executive, went to an expensive private school and is a frequent Wes Anderson collaborator.
That commercial is working class cosplay
That commercial is working class cosplay
I know Luke Wilson is from Texas but I think we can all agree he’s putting that accent on kinda thick
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
TAPS State record holder for distance races which would be impressive if TAPS wasn’t how segregation stills lives in Texas.
It’s why they’re going to lose.
That’s a chickenshit field goal
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s why they’re going to lose.
Nothing more American than the country watching a rich white kid who failed at a music career numerous times until he exploited Black culture to capture a white audience and then IMMEDIATELY pivoted to exploit working class culture in the worst way possible.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nothing more American than the country watching a rich white kid who failed at a music career numerous times until he exploited Black culture to capture a white audience and then IMMEDIATELY pivoted to exploit working class culture in the worst way possible.
Ryan Yates has now scored goals in the national league, league two, league one, the championship, the premier league, the fa cup, the efl cup, and Europa league.
He’s the first person to ever do that.
He’s the first person to ever do that.
I turned off a good American Football game to watch a random Soccer match and I don’t know who I am anymore
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ryan Yates has now scored goals in the national league, league two, league one, the championship, the premier league, the fa cup, the efl cup, and Europa league.
He’s the first person to ever do that.
He’s the first person to ever do that.
I turned off a good American Football game to watch a random Soccer match and I don’t know who I am anymore
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I turned off a good American Football game to watch a random Soccer match and I don’t know who I am anymore
Jack White and Eminem together, dads with the worst music taste imaginable are unlocking new levels of annoying at this very second.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Jack White and Eminem together, dads with the worst music taste imaginable are unlocking new levels of annoying at this very second.
The Macy’s parade is just a endless progression of dead eyed singers lip-syncing and also Snoopy is there.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Macy’s parade is just a endless progression of dead eyed singers lip-syncing and also Snoopy is there.
Incredible post
imagine that a perfect oracle asks you to decide whether or not to flip a trolley lever. the trolley tracks diverge between one timeline where you get to make Rise of Skywalker, and one where Olivia Nuzzi becomes president. but, the Nuzzi timeline has a slight chance of also making Mara Jade canon
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Incredible post
Chip Kelly to North Texas
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Chip Kelly to North Texas
Instant buy.
It's Iron Bowl week, and that means it's the perfect time to check out IRON IN THE BLOOD, my new book on the Auburn-Alabama rivalry. From the game's humble origins on a Birmingham baseball field right up to 2025, from Bear to Bo to Cam to Nick, we've got you covered.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Instant buy.
So I work with newly sober folks on setting goals and we do that by training them for races like the LA Marathon. It’s been a hard year and we lost someone who backslid, so I decided to run the race again. Could use some help, please donate if you can.
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So I work with newly sober folks on setting goals and we do that by training them for races like the LA Marathon. It’s been a hard year and we lost someone who backslid, so I decided to run the race again. Could use some help, please donate if you can.
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
This works for Dallas as well who’s stadium is in a concrete hell but who’s b roll is of a skyline and a stockyards nowhere close to each other or the stadium
here's a stupid idea i might actually attempt. which lasts longer: a football game broadcast in LA or traveling to all the places featured in the LA football game b-roll?
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This works for Dallas as well who’s stadium is in a concrete hell but who’s b roll is of a skyline and a stockyards nowhere close to each other or the stadium
I have woke up my entire neighborhood screaming in joy
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have woke up my entire neighborhood screaming in joy
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
He told her to hold her head back and to the left?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He told her to hold her head back and to the left?!
I think it’s sad that society has decided that a woman can’t publish a book excerpt where she describes how her sexual awakening came from a pan to a balcony featuring Statler and Waldorf without getting cancelled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think it’s sad that society has decided that a woman can’t publish a book excerpt where she describes how her sexual awakening came from a pan to a balcony featuring Statler and Waldorf without getting cancelled.
Truly you could believe last week’s funniest theory by glancing at this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Truly you could believe last week’s funniest theory by glancing at this.
Man goes to Orlando once and we get this
Million dollar idea: Mickey Mouse Buzzballs ™️™️™️™️™️
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Man goes to Orlando once and we get this
“Liz do you remember that guy I dated when I was doing my Six Flags tour in my teenage jailbait phase?”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Liz do you remember that guy I dated when I was doing my Six Flags tour in my teenage jailbait phase?”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
We need the “baby grizzled up Livy Dunn” guy to do a Livvy video
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We need the “baby grizzled up Livy Dunn” guy to do a Livvy video
Raise hell, praise anamorphic dale
You should probably know that both Dale Earnhardt Sr and Dale Jr are canonical race cars in the Cars universe. And they've both won piston cups.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Raise hell, praise anamorphic dale
Hell yeah, brother
.38 Special came on just as I was leaving the grocery store so now I hafta stay an extra three minutes
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hell yeah, brother