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FakeFakeNedYost

@fakefakenedyost.bsky.social

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“Even if you're friends with him he'll piss you off at some point,“ me as described on The Eureka Podcast

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

We used to take the kids out early when they were little since they didn't last long and we're back home in plenty of time for the bulk of candy handing out. My parents came over a few times to hand out candy at our house as well.

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

Handing out full size candy bars is my favorite suburban flex.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

Outside the Red Barn in Swope Park during Winter Formal

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d

tell me about the worst way you dumped someone (mine is "myspace message")

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

The Doors at The Whiskey a Go Go

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

My in-laws had a murder at Thanksgiving one year. A shotgun was involved.

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d

what's the best fight your family ever had at thanksgiving

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

No. Words have meaning. On the other hand maybe the real reuben was inside is the whole time.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 1d

IT'S NOT A REUBEN WITHOUT SAUERKRAUT!

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 2d

As long as somebody is getting fed and coming I'm happy.

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 2d

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 2d

The reboot of "Gremlins" probably needs a few rewrites still.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 3d

Weirdly thick and strange mouthfeel are my best attributes.

ybbats 🦇💀🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like this would pour weirdly thick. Or have a strange mouthfeel.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 4d

Happy birthday!

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Ms 🦫 @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 14d

We are all rooting for Toronto, right? Orange man will lose his mind.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

Mahomes

Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 6d

Mahomes.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 6d

Posting as a total shot in the dark -

Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away for free?

I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's just not in our budget this year.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

This is on the menu for #SouperSunday.
www.rickbayless.com/recipe/roast...

Roasted Butternut Squash Soup with Apples and Chipotle - Rick Bayless

www.rickbayless.com

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for doing that. Your effort is appreciated.

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

Way fancier than my date night. Looks exceptional.

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

The wife and I had some drinks and then went to the new French bakery up the street. We're now sitting around a fire in the driveway. 10/10 date night.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you!

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

I'm pissed off too but I'm scared of the counter violence from the other side.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

You are braver than me. I did honk when I drove by.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

Well...what's the website?

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

What's a seaweed martini? Everything looks amazing.

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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

That dog looks straight out of a horror film. So perfect for you.

FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 7d

Is there some other way to do it?