FTJ
@fairytalejedi.bsky.social
Don't center on your anxieties, padawan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
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FTJ
@fairytalejedi.bsky.social
· Dec 17
横浜の
花が落ちています
キスを覚える
The blossoms of Yokohama are falling.
I remember the kiss.
花が落ちています
キスを覚える
The blossoms of Yokohama are falling.
I remember the kiss.
What's up with these jabroni ass rookies tryna see Frisco?
Academy can hate me, fuck 'em all and they bitch tho
How many opps they really got, I mean it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm Jon Archer
Beat yo ass and hide the Rules of Acquisition if Quark watchin'
Academy can hate me, fuck 'em all and they bitch tho
How many opps they really got, I mean it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm Jon Archer
Beat yo ass and hide the Rules of Acquisition if Quark watchin'
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What's up with these jabroni ass rookies tryna see Frisco?
Academy can hate me, fuck 'em all and they bitch tho
How many opps they really got, I mean it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm Jon Archer
Beat yo ass and hide the Rules of Acquisition if Quark watchin'
Academy can hate me, fuck 'em all and they bitch tho
How many opps they really got, I mean it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm Jon Archer
Beat yo ass and hide the Rules of Acquisition if Quark watchin'
Seriously though, ain't no Klingon supposed to be smiling and cuddled up like that. Klingons supposed to be doing the jail pose 24/7/365. He done went soft, Qo'noS.
Show me your war face!
Show me your war face!
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Seriously though, ain't no Klingon supposed to be smiling and cuddled up like that. Klingons supposed to be doing the jail pose 24/7/365. He done went soft, Qo'noS.
Show me your war face!
Show me your war face!
This is giving "soundtrack by Drake".
🎶 Girls like Klingons where I'm from, girls like Klingons where I'm from 🎶
🎶 Girls like Klingons where I'm from, girls like Klingons where I'm from 🎶
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This is giving "soundtrack by Drake".
🎶 Girls like Klingons where I'm from, girls like Klingons where I'm from 🎶
🎶 Girls like Klingons where I'm from, girls like Klingons where I'm from 🎶
What if they took the people who ran FTX and gave them phasers?
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What if they took the people who ran FTX and gave them phasers?
#ItsNotDifficultTo go to hell, you just have to be one of the doctors who saved Trump back when he got covid.
a cartoon says i 'm going to netflix on the bottom of the image
ALT: a cartoon says i 'm going to netflix on the bottom of the image
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
#ItsNotDifficultTo go to hell, you just have to be one of the doctors who saved Trump back when he got covid.
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#ItsNotDifficultTo find out what the US military is about to do.
This is wild! They finna bomb Nepal!
This is wild! They finna bomb Nepal!
a girl is sitting on a couch looking at her phone
ALT: a girl is sitting on a couch looking at her phone
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#ItsNotDifficultTo find out what the US military is about to do.
This is wild! They finna bomb Nepal!
This is wild! They finna bomb Nepal!
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#ItsNotDifficultTo be me, but I wouldn't recommend it
a cat wearing a green shirt and blue jeans is walking down the street
ALT: a cat wearing a green shirt and blue jeans is walking down the street
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#ItsNotDifficultTo be me, but I wouldn't recommend it
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Watching Pam Bondi, Kash Patel (in his ladies size medium suit) and Jeanine Pirro ATTEMPT at being the voice of law enforcement for ANYTHING related to January 6th is just disturbing, dysfunctional, asinine and laughable all wrapped up into one vomit inducing indicator of just how F’ed up we are.
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watching Pam Bondi, Kash Patel (in his ladies size medium suit) and Jeanine Pirro ATTEMPT at being the voice of law enforcement for ANYTHING related to January 6th is just disturbing, dysfunctional, asinine and laughable all wrapped up into one vomit inducing indicator of just how F’ed up we are.
#IAmNaughtyWhen it's bath time.
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#IAmNaughtyWhen it's bath time.
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
#IAmNaughtyWhen soe'er I provoke thee. Likest thou not these abs? Of pure manliness are such washboards made, my vixen!
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#IAmNaughtyWhen soe'er I provoke thee. Likest thou not these abs? Of pure manliness are such washboards made, my vixen!
#IAmNaughtyWhen you need deez nuts
a dog and a cat are laying on a bed with the words good morning make your friends laugh on the bottom
ALT: a dog and a cat are laying on a bed with the words good morning make your friends laugh on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
#IAmNaughtyWhen you need deez nuts
It fell into EVERYONE'S hands. The right hands, the wrong hands, hands that jerk off to Leni Riefenstahl. Errbody's hands.
Update on Signalgate: "The Pentagon’s top watchdog has concluded that the information Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared in the chat could have put the mission, U.S. personnel, & national security at risk had it fallen into the wrong hands."
Gift link (I hope)
Gift link (I hope)
Pentagon Report: Hegseth Risked Endangering Troops With Signal Messages
The inspector general finds that the defense secretary violated his department’s policies.
www.theatlantic.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It fell into EVERYONE'S hands. The right hands, the wrong hands, hands that jerk off to Leni Riefenstahl. Errbody's hands.
#WhenNotToWearSocks Never, stupid human. Away with these ridiculous garments!
a cat is playing with socks in a drawer
ALT: a cat is playing with socks in a drawer
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
#WhenNotToWearSocks Never, stupid human. Away with these ridiculous garments!
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December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#FoundInTheFridge a funky vibe
a man wearing a jersey that says 72 on it
ALT: a man wearing a jersey that says 72 on it
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December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#FoundInTheFridge a funky vibe
So here's the ebony and ivory epaulette mate. I missed it initially with 19...Nxe2+ but then I found it. chess.tuxtown.net/game-replaye...
Chess Game Replayer
chess.tuxtown.net
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So here's the ebony and ivory epaulette mate. I missed it initially with 19...Nxe2+ but then I found it. chess.tuxtown.net/game-replaye...
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie Back in Black Pudding
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie Back in Black Pudding
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie The Last of the Famous International Po' Boys
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie The Last of the Famous International Po' Boys
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#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie
The Man Who Falafel to Earth
The Man Who Falafel to Earth
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie
The Man Who Falafel to Earth
The Man Who Falafel to Earth
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Reposted by FTJ
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December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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