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Don't center on your anxieties, padawan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
#IAmNaughtyWhen it's bath time.
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#IAmNaughtyWhen it's bath time.
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
#IAmNaughtyWhen soe'er I provoke thee. Likest thou not these abs? Of pure manliness are such washboards made, my vixen!
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#IAmNaughtyWhen soe'er I provoke thee. Likest thou not these abs? Of pure manliness are such washboards made, my vixen!
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie Back in Black Pudding
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie Back in Black Pudding
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie The Last of the Famous International Po' Boys
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie The Last of the Famous International Po' Boys
#MyThanksgivingEveIs seasonally flavored
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#MyThanksgivingEveIs seasonally flavored
In this position, I stone cold missed it. I played Nxe2+ but luckily that doesn't let white off the hook. It's just a superfluous move. Now that I see it, whatever white plays is irrelevant. 😊
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In this position, I stone cold missed it. I played Nxe2+ but luckily that doesn't let white off the hook. It's just a superfluous move. Now that I see it, whatever white plays is irrelevant. 😊
#MyResponseToWork is to get two more jobs
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
#MyResponseToWork is to get two more jobs
#SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie Hakuna Fabada
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie Hakuna Fabada
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie Bell Pepper de Jour
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie Bell Pepper de Jour
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie I Am Cucumber Four
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie I Am Cucumber Four
So Americans have a right to housing now, according to VP Vance.
Take that, Mamdani! Your socialism is weak! Vance is the true voice of revolution!
Take that, Mamdani! Your socialism is weak! Vance is the true voice of revolution!
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So Americans have a right to housing now, according to VP Vance.
Take that, Mamdani! Your socialism is weak! Vance is the true voice of revolution!
Take that, Mamdani! Your socialism is weak! Vance is the true voice of revolution!
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
#BadBookDescriptions Cultural learnings of Indochina for make benefit glorious France
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#BadBookDescriptions Cultural learnings of Indochina for make benefit glorious France
#BadBookDescriptions Immigrant is taught useful skills by his employers
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#BadBookDescriptions Immigrant is taught useful skills by his employers
Black in this position played h6 which leads to major fireworks and we go straight into the endgame, starting with 14.Bxd5 and the black queen en prise by the hanging bishop.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Black in this position played h6 which leads to major fireworks and we go straight into the endgame, starting with 14.Bxd5 and the black queen en prise by the hanging bishop.
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout your mother, said Sigmund Freud never.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#ItIsNotAlwaysAbout your mother, said Sigmund Freud never.
Academy student: What is a fire hydrant?
Plato: A metal object for channeling water.
Diogenes:
Plato: A metal object for channeling water.
Diogenes:
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Academy student: What is a fire hydrant?
Plato: A metal object for channeling water.
Diogenes:
Plato: A metal object for channeling water.
Diogenes:
If you drafted Sam Bowie ahead of Michael Jordan, you #DroppedTheBall
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you drafted Sam Bowie ahead of Michael Jordan, you #DroppedTheBall
Them: That chihuahua ain't gon do nothing.
Chihuahua:
Chihuahua:
October 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Them: That chihuahua ain't gon do nothing.
Chihuahua:
Chihuahua:
#AllAboutApplesInASongOrMovie Tart Me Up
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#AllAboutApplesInASongOrMovie Tart Me Up
#AllAboutApplesInASongOrMovie My Fiona
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#AllAboutApplesInASongOrMovie My Fiona