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@eyanj.bsky.social
Fujifilm photo taker, kitchen magician and friendly neighborhood raconteur.
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E @eyanj.bsky.social · Nov 12
I might not follow you back. How you deal with that is your responsibility, not mine. Proceed accordingly.
Handcuffs
YouTube video by Parliament - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The photo lab I use is having a sale and I think I need some prints for gifts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Lmfaooooooo
Ancestors when you put a lil something sweet on the altar for them.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Our episode on King Philip's War is out today! The Colonial forces fought a war in a land they called home, but the terrain of battle was completely foreign. The outcome would still be thousands of natives sold into slavery. #HistoricallyHigh #KingPhilipsWar #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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People think that because nonprofits are mission-oriented charitable organizations the people that lead them and work there are not supposed to get paid.

Newsflash: nonprofits are companies. What’s different is they don’t pay profits to shareholders.

You gotta pay for talent. End of story.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
How many Black Elon Day conversations have there been over the last week?
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This is a very sweet (if very Christian-centric) trans-led mutual aid project that connects anonymous gift givers with unhoused or in-foster care trans kids.

www.transanta.com/about
About — Transanta
www.transanta.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Three way tie between orchids, tiger lilies and calla lilies
Blind research

What’s your favorite flower?
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Flowers always free at the cemetery fellas. No excuses.
Sending/bringing me flowers if you’re trying to court me is a must.

I talk about them entirely too much.

If we go 30 days and you haven’t done at least that… clipped.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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If you do get “clowned” in the group chat by her for sending her money, someone else in that group chat will be in your DMs later to let you know how sweet you are. She’s just leaving the door ajar for when you and her “that ain’t really my friend” breakup.
Aye young blood, the line between generosity and foolishness is a ravine. If you ain't got the game to get there, sending bread gonna have them clowning you HARDER. plus...you caring about the wrong shit.
When in doubt… Send her some money.

It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I more than likely wasn't clear with my thought. And I'll eat that, it's on me.

I meant the weirdo harassing niggas that do not accept no. I've seen the tweets and have notmale friends it has happened to.
Aye young blood, the line between generosity and foolishness is a ravine. If you ain't got the game to get there, sending bread gonna have them clowning you HARDER. plus...you caring about the wrong shit.
When in doubt… Send her some money.

It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At no point did I say I'm not generous. I'm just not sending bread to get attention.
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yall be on some real live sucka shit and telling the whole world. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Aye young blood, the line between generosity and foolishness is a ravine. If you ain't got the game to get there, sending bread gonna have them clowning you HARDER. plus...you caring about the wrong shit.
When in doubt… Send her some money.

It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Stop putting Kevin Hart in stuff. Anything, really. Let that nigga fade into obscurity.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
People that sleep in socks will eat your leftovers and tell you they didn't while still holding the fork.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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While she was also signing letters decrying cancel culture … to actively suppress other journalists who would challenge her narrative
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Because I'm too excited for this new @onthegrooveline.bsky.social to drop, I'm gonna go ahead and give y'all this in advance.

"Love's Train" by Con Funk Shun as told by co-founder Michael Cooper:
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ain't no way in HELL you can say "women aren't funny" and be serious. Rofl
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lmao do you write like this when you do your day job, OT??
a man will air dry on your velvet sofa, crown royal meat bag facing the world, and people will STILL ask why you believe in love but not cohabitation.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM