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Jordan Mychal Lemos

@extrajordanary.bsky.social

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Senior Writer at Gearbox on Borderlands 4. Previously: Knights of the Old Republic Remake (Aspyr), Ghost of Tsushima, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey. Biggest red panda fan there is. Views = my own.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4h

Easiest decision I've made this year.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 12h

Release all TF3s!

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 12h

I can't allow it, sorry.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 12h

We need Team Fortress 3.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 13h

I lied, they overnighted it, so today will be Chikorita day.

Also didn't play one second of Tactics last night cuz I tried Ball x Pit and woooow that game is addicting.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Just realized my Pokemon Legends Z-A game from Pokemon Center doesn't arrive on launch day and will take 1-2 weeks.

Kinda glad, cuz I really gotta keep pushing on FF Tactics lol

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 1d

Just realized my Pokemon Legends Z-A game from Pokemon Center doesn't arrive on launch day and will take 1-2 weeks.

Kinda glad, cuz I really gotta keep pushing on FF Tactics lol

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

Sold

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

Can I fist bump Chikorita too though?

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

41 degrees out which means the window is wide open. Finally, some good weather.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 2d

Just failed so many captchas that a site has fully blocked me from using it.

a man says " what i am beginning to see are cylon faces "

ALT: a man says " what i am beginning to see are cylon faces "

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

I need a second Lord of the Rings tattoo. One isn't enough.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 4d

The Battle of Helm's Deep is so fucking peak.

Don't think a battle scene will ever beat this for me.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 5d

They need to invent a vacuum that doesn't make it so obvious you used it right before people came over.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 7d

Shit, no, tried them again and tighter one is better. Uggghhhhh lol

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 7d

I'm always warm so maybe I go bigger one then haha

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 7d

Ya it's weird cuz I have to wiggle slightly with both to get it off but if I full on straighten my finger out, I can take one off super easily without any twisting or whatever. Bit also if I wave my hand super fast in every direction, it never feels like it's gonna fall off haha

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 7d

True yeah part of it is definitely it feeling weird in general from not being used to it. First time I tried on the second ring it was waaaay too difficult to get off which is why I ordered the larger one but now it isn't AS difficult to get off so I'm like...shit idk which one now haha

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 7d

First wedding ring - Way too tight
Second wedding ring - Maybe a bit too tight
Third wedding ring - Maybe a bit too loose

My damn finger is between sizes, I need an 8.25 lol

Third one doesn't fall off when waving my hand so maybe that's the better call, even though I can take it off super easy.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

(also I want that bread)

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

Sam, it's White.

That feeling in your stomach is an intolerance to a substance called gluten.

These small nanobots, or glutbots as I call them, are really fucking up your shit.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

Arm twisted, done and done!

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

You know, I totally forgot those even existed haha. Might be good to have just in case.

Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

Tried my suit on for my wedding next month.

In a weird spot now cuz I planned to lose a few pounds beforehand, but the pants fit right now perfectly and I don't want them to get loose (and no belt loops).

This is the world telling me to enjoy a treat or three, right?

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 9d

Give. Me. Animal. Crossing.

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Jordan Mychal Lemos @extrajordanary.bsky.social · 10d

Went to Tokyo/Kyoto last year and go engaged, and this is for the honeymoon so thankfully it's a slightly longer trip. Doing Tokyo/Osaka/Hakone and still figuring out the rest.

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