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A list of five more ways to say “nobody asked you” from around the world…
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A list of five more ways to say “nobody asked you” from around the world…
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian)
4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi)
3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean)
2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish)
1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)
der kaktus kurz vorm exitus produziert lieber stacheln als überlebenswillen der depp
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
der kaktus kurz vorm exitus produziert lieber stacheln als überlebenswillen der depp
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Doth he still rage?
[Exit Bigot.]
[Exit Bigot.]
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Doth he still rage?
[Exit Bigot.]
[Exit Bigot.]
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
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vanity fair knew exactly what it was doing
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
vanity fair knew exactly what it was doing
die katz hat in der nacht ihre wasserschüssel umgeschmissen durchs wohnzimmer geschleudert und den holzboden unter wasser gesetzt und jetzt haben wir wellenparkett
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
die katz hat in der nacht ihre wasserschüssel umgeschmissen durchs wohnzimmer geschleudert und den holzboden unter wasser gesetzt und jetzt haben wir wellenparkett
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This is wild!
You know the Vanity Fair article with Susie Wiles that everyone’s talking about?
Yeah. This is basically the audio version Narrated by Nicolle Wallace, and it’s not “taken out of context”. ☠️😭
You know the Vanity Fair article with Susie Wiles that everyone’s talking about?
Yeah. This is basically the audio version Narrated by Nicolle Wallace, and it’s not “taken out of context”. ☠️😭
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is wild!
You know the Vanity Fair article with Susie Wiles that everyone’s talking about?
Yeah. This is basically the audio version Narrated by Nicolle Wallace, and it’s not “taken out of context”. ☠️😭
You know the Vanity Fair article with Susie Wiles that everyone’s talking about?
Yeah. This is basically the audio version Narrated by Nicolle Wallace, and it’s not “taken out of context”. ☠️😭
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donner blitzen &
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
donner blitzen &
mein hirn liest das og in firmennamen immer als original gangster und it gives meinem büürojob a certain mobster flair
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
mein hirn liest das og in firmennamen immer als original gangster und it gives meinem büürojob a certain mobster flair
nach frühstück nr 2 hat la signora nunmehr ihre tagesendposition eingenommen
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
nach frühstück nr 2 hat la signora nunmehr ihre tagesendposition eingenommen
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It’s that time of year again
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It’s that time of year again
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This year continues to suck at an unprecedented level. Fucking brutal.
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This year continues to suck at an unprecedented level. Fucking brutal.
wenn das kind seine sachen nicht findet
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wenn das kind seine sachen nicht findet
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in den drukos drei männer die genau diese aussage bestätigen lol the irony
Männer "lieben" Frauen, wenn sie einen Wert für sie erfüllen.
Aber frag 10 Männer nach einem weiblichen Vorbild und 9,5 werden dir "meine Mama" sagen. Weil sie gar nicht auf die Idee kommen würden, zu Frauen aufzuschauen - außer sie haben ihnen ihr Leben lang genutzt.
Aber frag 10 Männer nach einem weiblichen Vorbild und 9,5 werden dir "meine Mama" sagen. Weil sie gar nicht auf die Idee kommen würden, zu Frauen aufzuschauen - außer sie haben ihnen ihr Leben lang genutzt.
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
in den drukos drei männer die genau diese aussage bestätigen lol the irony
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Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
sich wie ein augentierchen durch tümpel schrauben und je nach laune und angebot photosynthetisieren oder beute machen
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
sich wie ein augentierchen durch tümpel schrauben und je nach laune und angebot photosynthetisieren oder beute machen
weil die katz im winter ca 23 stunden pro tag schläft und sich nicht groß ums krallenschärfen schert gabs heute mani pedi durch mich
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
weil die katz im winter ca 23 stunden pro tag schläft und sich nicht groß ums krallenschärfen schert gabs heute mani pedi durch mich