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EvelCrisis
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That Gay NB Socialist from that other account. Still writing garbage cause I'm a total hack.

They/Them He/Him
Thread of characters whose fighting styles I think should be based on NBA Players.

Stsrting with this idiot, I think his best idea would be Logo Man both because he's my OG, his explosive and versatile fighting style, and his impact on the series.

Also because Bill and Wilt are taken
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A huge thank you to these brave souls. It was windy AF on Saturday. I live about 90 miles due east of Minneapolis, and I about froze to death just walking to & from my car. Good on them. fightbacknews.org/articles/tho...
Thousands march in the cold to demand ICE out of Minnesota
By Sophie Breen and Montana Hirsch Minneapolis, MN - With wind chills bringing temperatures below zero, 15,000 Minnesotans took to the s...
fightbacknews.org
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Basing all of my Characters fighting styles (and to a much much lesser extent personality and chemistry) on NBA players seems like a really stupid idea but I'ma gonna run with it regardless!
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The 60 Minutes episode on CECOT that Bari Weiss tried to spike has leaked.

youtu.be/lenFGZ5WUTA?...
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Sorry to say I've been basically bedridden since Friday. Experiencing vomiting, extreme exhaustion ect. and trying to push through on Saturday only made it worse.

Have to fundraise for rent but can't stream in this state so any help would be appreciated.
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December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Watching some of the highlights behind the TPUSA event and Ive come to realize I actually love it when conservatives are fighting amongst each other. They are absolutely ruthless towards one another and I can just sit back and appreciate the childish comments from a safe distance
December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
There are many reasons twitter is cooked. One of the underrated reasons is the endless barrage of bots and so called Venezuelan accounts endlessly begging the US to liberate them lol
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Abundance advocates read the fucking book challenge: Impossible
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There is an irony about the guy whose daddy paid for his house in the richest neighborhood in MN talking about homelessness.

I know people give Will alot of flack because hes an easy target for internet nazis to troll, but there is a reason why his politics will always side w/the right
People who can’t afford a house don’t typically become homeless. They live with family or get a roommate. The converse of this is that if you want address homelessness, building more homes is going to have a limited effect, because rising home prices is not the major reason they became homeless.
If your answer to “why can less people buy houses?” is anything except “less people have money to buy houses” or “there is not enough housing developed specifically to house enough people”, then you’re a hapless idiot at best and a reprehensible hack at worse.
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The Ellisons and Bari Weiss killed 60 Minutes and CBS News.

It's done.

Just a fancier version of Newsmax now.

What a sad end.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Somehow made the Finals in my Dynasty league on the power of friendship alone. So of course I made this my PFP
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My Caleb agenda is so fucking alive guys. Maye needs to ball out tomorrow and my agendas will be at their best
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Worst part is packers can't even be that mad because of loves injury
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The packers being unable to recover inside kicks at the most critical point in their entire season will never not be funny
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was never born here so I take pride in not being a typical Minnesotan. Only today I had the most MN moment ever and nearly walked into oncoming traffic and test if isekais are real
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is just a nightmare season for Green Bay in every regard
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ok yeah, OKC aren't repeating this season. The shooting problem is even worse this year and they lose anytime SGA isnt historically good. They getting. Bounced in the second round at best
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It is completely unsurprising Matt Yglesias has become an arm of the fossil fuel Industry. But still very concerning all the same considering the influence he has with the party.

He was basically Bidens Tucker Carlson in terms of direct influence on the old man during his presidency
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I feel like the 1st mid level studio that realized running on creative fun games devs can do whatever they want with while banning crunch time w/fair play would immediately absorb all the talent they could want in the industry
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Taylor Lorenz is an obnoxious cry bully thats way too online who at multiple points these past 2 years have made me respect her work as a journalist with some of her incredibly important reporting and devastating clap backs on social media...

In other words shes one of the internets most powerful
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
MJF just burned Swerve alive. That was by far his best promo
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM