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evawood.bsky.social
eva wood 🦇
@evawood.bsky.social
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queer-coded villain / creative director / friendly seattle cryptid
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Didn’t you illustrate a cute lil pixel heeler for this?
i knew i was tempting fate with this one and i went ahead and did it anyway. anyway i got laid off
I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby
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faking my death to test the polycule’s strength
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if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal
simant, magazine screenshot (2004) archive.org/details/Xbox...
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness
throwing up in an alleyway in roku city
😭 I miss it every day
drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard
bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft
starting a new antidepressant mood board
my nickname in the guild was Jailbait. i cringe to recall this
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eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace
i yearn to do this specific hard launch