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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
heard you f*ck through the wall
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
heard you f*ck through the wall
happy fast as you can by fiona apple friday, gang 😤
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
happy fast as you can by fiona apple friday, gang 😤
too distracted to study. this is the devil's work
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
too distracted to study. this is the devil's work
lmao that broke containment
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
lmao that broke containment
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[sees a dragon quest slime] wow this is awesome. this rules.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
[sees a dragon quest slime] wow this is awesome. this rules.
Congrats sailor u made it to friday
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Congrats sailor u made it to friday
Too many people in my life are enthusiastic about w*nter for my liking
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Too many people in my life are enthusiastic about w*nter for my liking
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cumby’s is the goat of gas stations and convenience stores in new england
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
cumby’s is the goat of gas stations and convenience stores in new england
I was watching Ms Rachel with my niece and it's just like. This is who they're trying to cancel? Lmao we've lost the plot
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was watching Ms Rachel with my niece and it's just like. This is who they're trying to cancel? Lmao we've lost the plot
It really is impossible to overstate just how thoroughly the political media has failed our country lmao
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It really is impossible to overstate just how thoroughly the political media has failed our country lmao
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Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?
do they show feet in the hockey show
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
do they show feet in the hockey show
santa claus is cumming
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
santa claus is cumming
i can't stop watching the jane lynch jennifer hudson entry gif i'm entranced
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i can't stop watching the jane lynch jennifer hudson entry gif i'm entranced
Ugh I can't wait to watch Heated Rivalry once I'm back from Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ugh I can't wait to watch Heated Rivalry once I'm back from Thanksgiving
oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes
I can't root for sports teams from states that voted republican and I stand by that
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can't root for sports teams from states that voted republican and I stand by that
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
the parade was kind of a flop this year, but it was the parade that america deserves at the moment
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the parade was kind of a flop this year, but it was the parade that america deserves at the moment
"peace love and cowboys" oh I'm in enemy territory
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"peace love and cowboys" oh I'm in enemy territory
My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser
karen read should win the nobel prize
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
karen read should win the nobel prize
i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly
kathy griffin they could never make me hate you and andy cohen/and*rs*n c**p*r they could never make me like you
You guys! An all new episode of Kathy Griffin: Talk Your Head Off is up now and all I can say is... never say never.
youtu.be/mgfGUcMRg-w?...
youtu.be/mgfGUcMRg-w?...
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
kathy griffin they could never make me hate you and andy cohen/and*rs*n c**p*r they could never make me like you
Should I get one ear pierced (the gay one) or both
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Should I get one ear pierced (the gay one) or both