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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
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wow babe you're so funny should we kiss
it's so much yelling but also i'm hooked?
oh boots is actually kind of good
sorry to break it to you king but you're a lunatic
whoever designed the new iOS needs to be imprisoned
coming up with dating profile bios is so awful. like idk just fall in love with me already
anything for you bb
i'm on it, king 🫡
i'm too tall (6'1) to even entertain the idea of the mile high club i fear
it's vodka OJ on a plane o'clock. watch this space
boarded 😌 love wins
in a really dark place right now 😔 (delayed at the airport)
everybody say thank you, oomf
How's everyone's alleged Monday
and there's no one hot around me who i can develop an obsessive airport crush on
in a really dark place right now 😔 (delayed at the airport)
10/10 btw
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i didnt!
maybe i'll find it at the trixie motel bar tonight
am i ready for love?
Saw a cute guy at the zoo but was more impressed with his final fantasy viii shirt. Should've asked him where 2 cop
maybe i'll find it at the trixie motel bar tonight
am i ready for love?