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evanthegreen.bsky.social
E
@evanthegreen.bsky.social
may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
went multiplatinum in this household
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
you're the second person i've seen say this in the last ten minutes and i'm not joking
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
also feel better i guess
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
thank you
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i'm glad somebody did!
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
apparently my brand of humor is not well-received on this platform!
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
oh absolutely not lol i was just being ridiculous
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thank you
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He's all yours king
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I always revisit her discography when I need a reset/emotional grounding. She's just so fucking good
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
neko case oh he has taste!
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
yippee!
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by E
Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
it's fine i was just kidding...
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM