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local horny idiot of mid to highest order! just call me ET (ee-tee) gender identity is a fuck (any/all) if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section sorry for the repost spam Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug! DMs open

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ET @et103.bsky.social · Sep 18

this post will forever be my best btw
because I'm right
(just, skip over the mention of settings and it fully applies here too)

A text post by the original poster on Cohost, saying:
[first paragraph][Italicized text]
only liking nsfw posts because I don't know if sharing them would be too revealing or presumptuous of why people would follow here
[/end of italics]
[second paragraph]
Random volition check in my head at 6 am: No one whose character you'd respect would bitch to you about this instead of clicking at most 7 times through their settings and your criteria for following artists is their art instead of whatever proclivities they may depict. Post the tgirl bulge freely, dumbass.
[third paragraph]
"... Oh."

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lupi @chimoora.zone · 1d

And for a moment. It was like Cohost never left.

Robert Downey Jr "there are federal agents outside my house" meme except it's "there are yinglets on my dashboard"

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 3d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 15d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

heart attack of the decade, genuinely glad it wasn't permanent
only thought I have for a reason this would happen is if a new update did some stupid bullshit with how user profiles worked and that resulted in not finding the right directories in the cache
still, Jesus Fucking Christ

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Cactus Fantastico @codenamewhatever.bsky.social · Dec 26

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

what.
what?!
why...
is this windows 10 or 11? because if it's 10 I'll have to start moving a lot sooner than I thought
my deepest sympathies, I wouldn't wish this to anybody

ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

scrolled past 5 different birthday posts today, a dozen more the past week
y'all's parents REALLY needed it after new years, huh?

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Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 1d

Casting spells and worshipping the devil in TTRPGs is so old school

Come to Lancer, where you get to be a woke gay antifa mech pilot fighting for communism

Dan Arndt Is Budgeting For PAXU @danarndtwrites.bsky.social · 1d

D&D is satanic again let's go

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

or CAIN! where you get to be an alt/goth dressing exorcist with Devil From The Bible powers making sure the corporeal stays corporeal and keeping the ghosts from kidnapping portions for themselves

but it's realistic because your employers hate you regardless of your performance

Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 1d

Casting spells and worshipping the devil in TTRPGs is so old school

Come to Lancer, where you get to be a woke gay antifa mech pilot fighting for communism

Dan Arndt Is Budgeting For PAXU @danarndtwrites.bsky.social · 1d

D&D is satanic again let's go

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

@cxreyjacksxn

men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

"hey imo-"
*does this shit* "hmm?"
[chaos ensues]

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KonKon D. TonTon (0/5) @konkonthetonton.bsky.social · 1d

Comms are still open btw

KonKon D. TonTon (0/5) @konkonthetonton.bsky.social · 9d

Comms open 5 slots (link in comments)

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

now see the funniest part is, for Legal Eagle to even begin making this reply, he'd have to read up on the law BUT ALSO read up on the novels that DO base themselves in this premise to even begin understanding the context to apply the laws in
BECAUSE HE DOES DO THAT. EVERY VIDEO.
anyways, gl🫡

ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

hhhhhhoOOLY SHIIT-
check it!!! go support a cool one!!!!

troubledpasta @troubledpasta.bsky.social · 1d

After 3 years of work, I’m thrilled to finally share the D&D adventure module I helped create!

- 30 pages of immersive content
- Stunning art & design (mostly by me!)
- 4 detailed maps
- Fully interactive table of contents & selectable text

Link in replies! 👇

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e #dndart

The inside cover and table of contents of the adventure module.

The introduction and notes for the DM pages.

ET @et103.bsky.social · 1d

only facts here 💯💯💯

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👻 EDITH PUTHIE 👻 @notkoze.trashmammal.club · 2d

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 2d

the fuckign
aminal

ET @et103.bsky.social · 2d

imagine this absolute fucking beast of a woman that could bench press a bison at the heel of the bookies as they are stranded with a tenth of the supplies and no real means to return in her life time
it's a strong dynamic, I think

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Laika @mobsalive.bsky.social · 3d

Vyper when she sees a delicious butter chicken and naan

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 3d

staying true to that username like it's your life's calling, I love it

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4d

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🔞Abby Smuttysquid ACAB BLM 🍉 @smuttysquid.bsky.social · 3d

~Suckin sesh~

Rox and Marika having a very long BJ session :3c

#smuttysquid #comm for Rox Dio

Rox kneels at the edge of the bed that Marika currently lays upon, Sucking the tip of her cock deftly for multiple hours of chuppin action. The hollow knight OST plays from the computer in the background. Arrows point to him saying "His blowjob game, 4hrs and counting!" "His vibe, immaculate" and "his pussy, wet" as Marika exclaims "OH YEAAhh~~ Daddyyyy!!"

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 3d

sucking HIS clit till he sprays like a squirt gun hashtag awesome send poast

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 3d

oh the FACES ALONE-
heheheheheheheh :}}}}

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1/2 Bit @pixelcat.wtf · 9d

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

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ET @et103.bsky.social · 3d

because they need it
even as super soldiers with weapons bigger than them, they've always depended on the support of a home base and the directions of their Guild
both of which now provided by the handlers
... I gotta look up monster hunter fics some time