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ESSEJ
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33 👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏿 🏳️‍🌈 🇲🇽 millennial…am I missing anything?
Pinned
toss up between these two 🤭
sounds like a normal Tuesday in the gay community
I have sent a man I was pissed off with pics with another dude's dick in my mouth and nut on my face (with permission) and that man still answers the phone when I call. Men are forgiving creatures even though they pretend not to be.
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the fact that our government finds this shit funny and creates AI memes for the shit their doing GENUINELY boils my blood. they’re so fucking unserious.
This is not normal, and continued and ever-increasing rhetoric like this should not be treated as normal. #holdfast #steadystate
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Like the internet is ruthless and everything can be saved/used later— and yet here you are not giving a fuck? Yeah, that’s some “can’t fuck with me” energy that I love
I don’t think people fully grasp how courageous you have to be to post nudes online and that’s why I respect it
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
that fact that we’re in winter and my man still requires we sleep with the AC A N D fan at full blast 😩
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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chest starting to look juicy again 🙂‍↕️
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
chest starting to look juicy again 🙂‍↕️
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I have been cracking up!
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nicki Minaj, you fucking loser….lmaoo.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
waking up this morning after that session in the middle of the night like 😮‍💨
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lying to your kids about Santa and telling them there’s a $200 budget per kid because he’s funded by the government is WILD 💀😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’ve prepped the last two nights, only to fall asleep before it happens 😩 and idk if I got the energy tonight 💀
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’ve been grinding my teeth lately, im gonna have to wear my night guard again 🫠😩
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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morning showers >>
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
morning showers >>
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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It’s true. It’s just in us to not give a f*ck🤷🏽‍♂️♉️
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
so now that I’ve taken more of a leader role at work….ngl….i love the treatment I get from my staff 😬🙂‍↕️
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
bought my first pair of Calvin Kleins and although I get it….you would only catch me paying Marshall’s prices for them lmaoooo
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
my man outta nowhere: “you know, the first year and a half of our relationship I thought you were gonna break up with me??”

me:
a close up of a cat 's face with a sad look on it 's face .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a sad look on it 's face .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Holy shit, I never realized how detailed pixel art could be??????
Looking for some #pixelart ? You found it!
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I love breakfast food sooooo fucking much 😮‍💨
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Movie that you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Pixar.

As Above So Below 🙂‍↕️
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Im a side sleeper who likes facing the left, but I can’t do it because my man refuses to switch sides with me and I’m forced to suffocate on his back 😩
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Debra Wilson on MADtv was SOO fucking funny 💀
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
insulting someone’s looks after being rejected is funny asf and only makes you look like a dummy, cause bitch, were you NOT just trying to get at me???? 💀😂
Normalize not insulting someone’s appearance when you’ve been rejected or didn’t get what you wanted from them
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
there’s a V E R Y big problem with an entire company being able to pay $108 B I L L I O N in cash……………..
Paramount is making a hostile bid to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery after losing a major bidding battle to Netflix.

They are offering an all-cash deal worth $108 BILLION.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM