es
@ess.bsky.social
it's me – es!! i'm es. 🧊
30s/f/sweden, interested in math, programming, art, …
30s/f/sweden, interested in math, programming, art, …
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You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again:
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again:
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
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happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
just now realized a mutual of mine on here is also someone i'm a fan of in a different aspect of my life that's basically too cool to talk about on social media. torn on whether to express appreciation to them at the cost of severely outing myself as a really cool girl
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
just now realized a mutual of mine on here is also someone i'm a fan of in a different aspect of my life that's basically too cool to talk about on social media. torn on whether to express appreciation to them at the cost of severely outing myself as a really cool girl
i checked out osu!'s website today. very heartening to see the outsize influence of trans girls and furries on the community
shout out to the worldwide top ranked teams "yuri" (#3), "furry" (#7), "girls loving girls" (#29), and "yuri nation" (#41)
shout out to the worldwide top ranked teams "yuri" (#3), "furry" (#7), "girls loving girls" (#29), and "yuri nation" (#41)
team · rankings | osu!
osu! - Rhythm is just a *click* away! With Ouendan/EBA, Taiko and original gameplay modes, as well as a fully functional level editor.
osu.ppy.sh
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i checked out osu!'s website today. very heartening to see the outsize influence of trans girls and furries on the community
shout out to the worldwide top ranked teams "yuri" (#3), "furry" (#7), "girls loving girls" (#29), and "yuri nation" (#41)
shout out to the worldwide top ranked teams "yuri" (#3), "furry" (#7), "girls loving girls" (#29), and "yuri nation" (#41)
happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
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National Board of Health and Welfare
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
National Board of Health and Welfare
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
hey which of you is going to c3 this year? (i am)
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
hey which of you is going to c3 this year? (i am)
also hey yall im really unwell hope you're doing better. peace peace ✌️✌️ double peace
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
also hey yall im really unwell hope you're doing better. peace peace ✌️✌️ double peace
tahoma son or verdana daughter
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
tahoma son or verdana daughter
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チェキまとめる封筒に落書き有りを混ぜ混ぜしました
October 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
チェキまとめる封筒に落書き有りを混ぜ混ぜしました
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in 2003, college kids only cared about "Slayer on Blood Gulch" – in 2025, they only care about "Slobbing on Girl Bulge". how the times change…
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
in 2003, college kids only cared about "Slayer on Blood Gulch" – in 2025, they only care about "Slobbing on Girl Bulge". how the times change…
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if you were wondering, here are all the english words that is a different word backwards:
FLOW – WOLF
STAR – RATS
PLUG – GULP
SERIF – FIRES
LAMINA – ANIMAL
REPAID – DIAPER
PUPILS – SLIP-UP
GATEMAN – NAMETAG
STRESSED – DESSERTS
now you know! cheers
FLOW – WOLF
STAR – RATS
PLUG – GULP
SERIF – FIRES
LAMINA – ANIMAL
REPAID – DIAPER
PUPILS – SLIP-UP
GATEMAN – NAMETAG
STRESSED – DESSERTS
now you know! cheers
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if you were wondering, here are all the english words that is a different word backwards:
FLOW – WOLF
STAR – RATS
PLUG – GULP
SERIF – FIRES
LAMINA – ANIMAL
REPAID – DIAPER
PUPILS – SLIP-UP
GATEMAN – NAMETAG
STRESSED – DESSERTS
now you know! cheers
FLOW – WOLF
STAR – RATS
PLUG – GULP
SERIF – FIRES
LAMINA – ANIMAL
REPAID – DIAPER
PUPILS – SLIP-UP
GATEMAN – NAMETAG
STRESSED – DESSERTS
now you know! cheers
in like 2010 i played a visual novel called "devil on the g string" ("g-senjou no maou") centered around figure skating. that is where i learned about how the first skater to ever do a quadruple axel in competition was the female japanese skater miki ando
(this is to say: idk why i remember this)
(this is to say: idk why i remember this)
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
in like 2010 i played a visual novel called "devil on the g string" ("g-senjou no maou") centered around figure skating. that is where i learned about how the first skater to ever do a quadruple axel in competition was the female japanese skater miki ando
(this is to say: idk why i remember this)
(this is to say: idk why i remember this)
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the other day me and my girlfriend had made plans to voice chat but i ran really late because i was cooking for myself so instead of joining the call i sent her a photo of some onions i'd diced with the caption "chop an onion style". if you were wondering how much of a catch i am.
September 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the other day me and my girlfriend had made plans to voice chat but i ran really late because i was cooking for myself so instead of joining the call i sent her a photo of some onions i'd diced with the caption "chop an onion style". if you were wondering how much of a catch i am.
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Nikon N60 | Portra 160
#filmphotography
#filmphotography
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Nikon N60 | Portra 160
#filmphotography
#filmphotography
my gf: i'm worried you're spending too much time alone talking to LLMs… can't you go out and talk to people instead
me:
Here's why you're wrong—and everything's fine:
• There's nothing dangerous about reading text
• Many people outside carry diseases (risk of illness)
• Some philosophers claim th
me:
Here's why you're wrong—and everything's fine:
• There's nothing dangerous about reading text
• Many people outside carry diseases (risk of illness)
• Some philosophers claim th
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
my gf: i'm worried you're spending too much time alone talking to LLMs… can't you go out and talk to people instead
me:
Here's why you're wrong—and everything's fine:
• There's nothing dangerous about reading text
• Many people outside carry diseases (risk of illness)
• Some philosophers claim th
me:
Here's why you're wrong—and everything's fine:
• There's nothing dangerous about reading text
• Many people outside carry diseases (risk of illness)
• Some philosophers claim th