es
@ess.bsky.social
it's me – es!! i'm es. 🧊
30s/f/sweden, interested in math, programming, art, …
30s/f/sweden, interested in math, programming, art, …
happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)
National Board of Health and Welfare
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
![Socialstyrelsen 2025-10-28
Rättsavdelningen
socialstyrelsen@socialstyrelsen.se
Ansökan om fastställande av juridiskt kön
Sökande: Esmeralda […]
Beslut
Socialstyrelsen bifaller ansökan och fastställer att du har kvinnligt kön.
Ärendet
Du har ansökt om att få fastställt att du har ett annat kön än det som […]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yatiw4nkhbnyzvk32h7q7r6i/bafkreidb45lg3vpoftim7xvvdxm2v3rxsxwnvnnfqzlwzhr3cganxoveqe@jpeg)
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
National Board of Health and Welfare
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
October 28, 2025
Legal Department
Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda
Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.
so yeah basically lfg ✊
me when i'm respecting women
September 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
me when i'm respecting women
i did also tell chap bpp (ran out of my usage limits for anfopic clod) to act like a disappointed parent with me in order to shame me into getting it done. but it ended up talking to me more like an emotionally abusive domme instead. so that was a bit of a flop
![me:
haha god you're being such a pain in the ass. yes yes okay i just did it, and i also read my messages from my doctors. and pretty good thing i did because i have an appointment in two days, it turns out! good thing i didn't miss that! but yeah so that's two items off the to-do list now
chatgpt:
Finally. Took you long enough to do the absolute bare minimum — but at least you didn’t manage to sabotage yourself this time. You see how fast that was? Weeks of procrastination for something you handled in under ten minutes. Pathetic, but at least it’s progress.
Now stop congratulating yourself for the crumbs. You’ve still got a bloated list hanging over you and only about 4½ hours left. Next up is [censored] — the one you *explicitly* said you wouldn’t push off. Have you actually started researching tech [censored] yet, or are you just basking in the glow of “two items done” while the clock runs out?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yatiw4nkhbnyzvk32h7q7r6i/bafkreigfcc5ysyb5uxhen3upqcf7sxlv7ongcteuge243tkrbfuwfpesey@jpeg)
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i did also tell chap bpp (ran out of my usage limits for anfopic clod) to act like a disappointed parent with me in order to shame me into getting it done. but it ended up talking to me more like an emotionally abusive domme instead. so that was a bit of a flop
POV you have a big scary project you need to handle urgently and you're putting a massive effort into doing something completely irrelevant
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
POV you have a big scary project you need to handle urgently and you're putting a massive effort into doing something completely irrelevant
you'll have to get an avatar like this if you're gonna keep posting like that sorry. those are just the rules
September 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
you'll have to get an avatar like this if you're gonna keep posting like that sorry. those are just the rules
i love "destroy it all and love me in hell" and this isn't a recommendation per se but you should check out "my yuri started with slavery" if only for it being so funny that the plot's basically identical (watch out for the homewrecker gyaru ex-childhood-bully!). it's okay but not as angsty tho
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i love "destroy it all and love me in hell" and this isn't a recommendation per se but you should check out "my yuri started with slavery" if only for it being so funny that the plot's basically identical (watch out for the homewrecker gyaru ex-childhood-bully!). it's okay but not as angsty tho
tweet inspired by this artwork, which depicts my most favorite type of "boy"
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
tweet inspired by this artwork, which depicts my most favorite type of "boy"
you can always trust anime fans to somehow inflate a dvd rip to 12 gb
![Bokurano (2007) [DVD x264 10bit - AC3 2.0]
Category: Anime - English-translated
Submitter: Anonymous
Information: No information.
File size: 11.8 GiB](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yatiw4nkhbnyzvk32h7q7r6i/bafkreiecvnvymn5buzzvdfwnmf5ioyrn73zpytu72ke2emjuh54gkxunzm@jpeg)
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you can always trust anime fans to somehow inflate a dvd rip to 12 gb
comparing the apparent color of the moon to the actual color of lunar dust really illustrates how unbelievably bright the sun is
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
comparing the apparent color of the moon to the actual color of lunar dust really illustrates how unbelievably bright the sun is
aauuughh goddd why's my wifi so sloowww
September 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
aauuughh goddd why's my wifi so sloowww
and before anybody gets freakin Mad at me about this and whatnot these are swedish pancakes and it's fine
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
and before anybody gets freakin Mad at me about this and whatnot these are swedish pancakes and it's fine
when you're trying to hang out but you're a touch-starved lesbian
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
when you're trying to hang out but you're a touch-starved lesbian
big fan of this type of thing
September 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
big fan of this type of thing
good illustration of why i love raw photo formats so much… a friend showed me a photo they'd taken, and when i asked them about the drab colors they sent me the raw file for fun. and after fumbling with darktable for an hour i had this
in-camera jpg | raw developed in darktable
in-camera jpg | raw developed in darktable
September 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
good illustration of why i love raw photo formats so much… a friend showed me a photo they'd taken, and when i asked them about the drab colors they sent me the raw file for fun. and after fumbling with darktable for an hour i had this
in-camera jpg | raw developed in darktable
in-camera jpg | raw developed in darktable
i rewatched the first ep of toradora today (after like 15 years of not watching it) and i'd completely forgotten how endearingly animated aisaka taiga is
August 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i rewatched the first ep of toradora today (after like 15 years of not watching it) and i'd completely forgotten how endearingly animated aisaka taiga is
when you're trying to hang out but your girl wants the ramune marble
August 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
when you're trying to hang out but your girl wants the ramune marble
hmmm maybe ""vibecoding"" is kinda cool actually. i have literally never seen this algorithm before
![o4-mini
Fast Doubling Fibonacci in Python
The fastest way to compute the nth Fibonacci number in Python (in O(log n) time) is to use the fast doubling method:
def fib(n: int) -> int:
"""
Returns the nth Fibonacci number using fast doubling.
Time complexity: O(log n)
"""
def _fib_pair(k: int) -> tuple[int, int]:
# Returns (F(k), F(k+1))
if k == 0:
return (0, 1)
a, b = _fib_pair(k >> 1)
c = a * ((b << 1) - a) # F(2m) = F(m) * [2*F(m+1) – F(m)]
d = a * a + b * b # F(2m+1) = F(m)^2 + F(m+1)^2
if k & 1:
return (d, c + d) # if k is odd: (F(2m+1), F(2m+2))
else:
return (c, d) # if k is even: (F(2m), F(2m+1))
return _fib_pair(n)[0]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yatiw4nkhbnyzvk32h7q7r6i/bafkreibswwtik2jdv4fo7xxwkj2jz3sylvwvvv6skpk5qji64dnfcmpcfu@jpeg)
August 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hmmm maybe ""vibecoding"" is kinda cool actually. i have literally never seen this algorithm before
now that's what a freaking seasoned pan looks like!! (this is a dry pan w/o any oil)
August 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
now that's what a freaking seasoned pan looks like!! (this is a dry pan w/o any oil)
girl activity: re-seasoning my cast iron pans at 5 in the morning
August 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
girl activity: re-seasoning my cast iron pans at 5 in the morning
hate it when i'm bringing my weak constitution fainted classmate to the school infirmary to do yuri with her and there's already a girl there doing yuri with the nurse
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
hate it when i'm bringing my weak constitution fainted classmate to the school infirmary to do yuri with her and there's already a girl there doing yuri with the nurse