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Jackie
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catfaced bullhearted jackass ★
holy hell these are real good.
Maple Mashed Sweet Potatoes
www.almanac.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
(coughing up blood) did you get that thing I sent yuo
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
forgot. thing at Store 😨
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
bonification of the post
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
up from my power nap and it's time for mypower lunch. cheese blintezes at 6 pm...𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓭
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
still worried that 23rd-century archaeologists won't know that we all hated the cheeto jokes. we have to find a way to make them understand. a nuclear warning caliber explanation of, I guess, irony poisoning
upsetting thought: ofc future anthropologists will know "there's a cheeto in the white house" was a popular saying in our time. but will they understand that, to many of us, it was skin-crawlingly embarrassing? what if they don't. what if someone comes up to me age 120 and says it, trying to connect
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
boeuf bourguignon should be the centerpiece of Thanksgiving instead. when I grow up it will be. who cares, why not, holidays evil anyway
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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lion's lair bar, colfax avenue, route 40, denver, colorado, 2004
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Again the first crisis of capital was a flight by from location (globalization, containerization etc), the second was a flight from time (easy credit, financialization, etc), and the ongoing third is a flight from reality, which is unique in that it’s both top down and bottom up
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.

They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
just thinking back once again to that chicago astrologer/stockbroker lady, last year, hollering about how neptune ingressing into a fire sign = crazy inflation/rise in markets. "neptune in a fire sign always does that" shut up lol, I remember thinking at the time. it's gonna crash. it HAS to crash!
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I love to spend the morning running facefirst into the wall that is a "101-minute read" that's squarely in the borderlands of academic paper and schizopost in my least legible zone of interest. Maybe I'll go luncheon that philly roll I got yesterday—fish is brain food you know—and come back to this.
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
just remembered i missed a spam call when i was at the store this afternoon. hate 2 be rude like that but I was at the checkout :( i hope they call back!
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Stopped to watch this once b/c the opening credits began w/a joke suicide, which I've never been able to resist. Walter Matthau says someone looks like "a big bandaid", a normal-tier joke that extremely got me in the moment, and has clearly stuck with me. Thanks for reading, 7
CACTUS FLOWER (1969) — 8:00 pm ET — 1h 44m
(TCM 80th Birthday Tribute: Goldie Hawn)

Walter Matthau, Goldie Hawn, Ingrid Bergman; directed by Gene Saks

A philandering dentist asks his assistant to help him deal with his latest girlfriend.

#TCM #TCMParty
Cactus Flower (1969)
www.tcm.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
hey hows it going bsky. still reeling over the implications of three-cueing as major factor in the decline of literacy? thats kewl. I've moved on to spiraling over this: oh my GOD, I think all those librarians singling out graphic novels to hate "because that's not reading" had a point.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
upsetting thought: ofc future anthropologists will know "there's a cheeto in the white house" was a popular saying in our time. but will they understand that, to many of us, it was skin-crawlingly embarrassing? what if they don't. what if someone comes up to me age 120 and says it, trying to connect
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I communed with the spirit world and it said u think I am the treasure of the house. 🥹 that's so nice!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
taking it so personally that the alternate place I tried to hole up and work on something, that I chose b/c it wouldn't make my legs hurt...makes my back hurt. or will very soon—I know the warning signs!—if I don't do something else. these guys are really pissing me off :)
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
rereading something written for teen girls from when I was a teen girl. multiple things have been described as "crusty"...it's like I never left...
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
looks like bsky thought leaders have joined me in connecting decades of ineffective three cueing education to lots more people misunderstanding posts b/c they're for-real illiterate, which I was yelling about months ago (years ago, in my personal life). great!! I totally agree. pretty fucked aint it
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
there you see. 'not a good human' worst phrase, used by the worst people (and some that aren't the worst! haha love u guys! 🫶 but knock it off with that.)
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
yes, of course I do
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"post you from a different era"

my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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anna's castle (law office), 6th avenue, ouray, colorado, 1991
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM