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Jackie
@espnjockjams.bsky.social
catfaced bullhearted jackass ★
I feel like I should go to jail just for overhearing this.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ask me to nail down the single best meal of my life, it's gotta be boeuf bourguignon. The specific one I'm thinking of was 15+ years ago and it still haunts me.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What rocks about only having 10 people paying attention to you is that you're all only here because you love me, so I can swerve all over the road and still have your grace. Thanks, fellas
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
dutifully clipping my family's soda 6-pack rings like, I did it I saved the earth! ha ha fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu.

one of 1000 little eye-openers ofc, but it was just so interesting to see evidence of how quickly and fully the burden got shifted. coincidentally I'm sure! before I knew, but after I KNEW.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
...pretty immediately after, you get that shift to the "now it's YOUR turn :)" messaging. the ol neolib pivot from corporate to individual responsibility. and as a result I'm in kindergarten, I'm watching captain planet I'm reading fuckin 50 simple things you can do to save the earth, like, yeah! :)
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
also flashing back to early on in my back to school arc when I was just taking Every class and read a paper about how the new regulations in the late 1980s that healed the ozone layer were basically the last effective move made against corporate interests. there's no direct link obviously, but
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it's so far past time for us, as a planet, to face the music about what a fucking mess we've made and continue to make! but a few powerful people w/their hands on a few powerful levers would really prefer that it not be time for that yet. how much longer can their delusions override reality
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I wonder what it'll take to collapse for real, given that it's felt imminent for ages to anyone tethered to reality. it feels like the global-scale version of what I and presumably all of you struggle w/eternally, the tension between what time it is and what time you'd like it to be.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just checked, that ep came out 08-2024. "I tuned out when she started explaining the rise of NVIDIA as divinely ordained" is another reaction I distinctly remember having. I'm smiling and folding my hands demurely in my lap. how about that! Line go up, just like she said...now will it PLEASE go down
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM