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Erin Savage
@erinsavage.bsky.social
*Does Not Solicit Validation Thru Skeets*
🎓Reality TV major with a concentration in Bravo 🍑💎🍊🌸 and BB 🔑
Keeper of Real and Defender of HUMAN RIGHTS❣️
♀️She by Sagittarius ♐️ St. Louis
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Peeling an onion at midnight cause I want a sammich 🤗

Fun fact #2: I haven't cried cutting an onion in like... 10 years? I think I somehow gained immunity
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Who wants it

#BB27
17 years ago today, Britney Spears released ‘Circus.’
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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My ankles could never
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 AM
It's time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Dessert is served 😌

Happy Thanksgiving bloomfs! I love you!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Must find the strength to stand up and roll up...

Leftovers depend on me 😪
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My sister is sick, so she stayed home today. I just sent plates of food to her house for her and my niece.

Fun fact... Bonnie was born on the same day as my son.

My niece, Bonnie:
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Friends Thanksgiving marathon 🙂‍↕️
a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen with a turkey on their heads .
Alt: Friends' Monica shimmying with a turkey on her head in front of Chandler
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Rosie wanted to scroll the skyline to look at Thanksgiving posts.

I went straight to bloomf's page to hide any naked skeets 🫠😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Benson and Stabler 🗣GET THE FUCK OUT OF STARBUCKS
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Rao's making me feel things
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who-

Is Mr. Fantasy actually Tom Sandoval?
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Inject the Busta Rhymes performance on A TMNT float into my veins 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I had a hard time falling and staying asleep last night, then I had 2 of the worst dreams ever 😀
So I recorded the parade and took my ass back to bed.

Me and Rosie are watching now, and we're excited for Huntrix 👹⚔️
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Adam look so happy on his wooden chariot 😂

FUCK YOU diabetes!!

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Praying that Jag & Jas are defeated by Lincoln Logs 🤞🏻

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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when you don’t like all my posts
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Joseph Abdin approaches me and compliments my dog... 😍 fuck the directions, take my phone and my car keys and go!!

You got this, handsome stranger!

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kyland's commentary is somehow making me feel better 😅
Like, he's just living his best life counting and pinning flowers

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If I were the flower lady, I would just lie and give Adam the clue

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Every team should get one pass per season to tag in their partner for a challenge

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Omg 🥺
I'm so devastated for her... I can't imagine the conflicting joy and grief.

Sending Tini and her family so much love 💞
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM