Erin Savage
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Erin Savage
@erinsavage.bsky.social
*Does Not Solicit Validation Thru Skeets*
🎓Reality TV major with a concentration in Bravo 🍑💎🍊🌸 and BB 🔑
Keeper of Real and Defender of HUMAN RIGHTS❣️
♀️She by Sagittarius ♐️ St. Louis
Pinned
NW: Jingle Bell Heist

Can't believe the male lead is named CONnor SWINDELls
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Opening Netflix and seeing Diddy's face...
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Idk if I wanna enter my password to get an annual skircle 😅

I am VERY aware of what my top used emojis are 🙂‍↕️😌💞😂😭🥲
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Snow in STL 😌
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There's a lady on FB bragging about going to multiple food giveaways & pantries to collect free food that she doesn't need.
She's literally recording herself and taking pics of her "score" at each place like it's her seasonal employment...

So I reported her page for selling drugs 🤗
Happy Holidays!
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm feeling jolly AF today ☺️
Baking quiche for my birthday boy. Christmas music. Fireplace on the TV 😄

Me and the kids stayed up til 3 AM to watch the first snowflakes fall...

I was giving Lorelai Gilmore/Lois Wilkerson
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Having a Fresca & Chardonnay mom-osa to celebrate 11 years of Motherhood 🥂

Happy Birthday to my boy! 🤗
Today is my son's 10th birthday, so I have officially been a mom for a whole decade.

I may not be married, but dammit I'm a Mother!
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Peeling an onion at midnight cause I want a sammich 🤗

Fun fact #2: I haven't cried cutting an onion in like... 10 years? I think I somehow gained immunity
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Who wants it

#BB27
17 years ago today, Britney Spears released ‘Circus.’
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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My ankles could never
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 AM
It's time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Dessert is served 😌

Happy Thanksgiving bloomfs! I love you!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Must find the strength to stand up and roll up...

Leftovers depend on me 😪
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My sister is sick, so she stayed home today. I just sent plates of food to her house for her and my niece.

Fun fact... Bonnie was born on the same day as my son.

My niece, Bonnie:
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Friends Thanksgiving marathon 🙂‍↕️
a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen with a turkey on their heads .
Alt: Friends' Monica shimmying with a turkey on her head in front of Chandler
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Rosie wanted to scroll the skyline to look at Thanksgiving posts.

I went straight to bloomf's page to hide any naked skeets 🫠😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Benson and Stabler 🗣GET THE FUCK OUT OF STARBUCKS
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Rao's making me feel things
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Who-

Is Mr. Fantasy actually Tom Sandoval?
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Inject the Busta Rhymes performance on A TMNT float into my veins 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM