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@ericwais.bsky.social

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Reheated snowflake, bad take aficionado, all around sad sack. Very much not an expert on literally anything. Proceed accordingly.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · Mar 29

"Persons being deported may be sent to countries other than their country of origin."

That is some deeply dystopian shit.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 7h

Personally I thought it was abhorrent noise but I loved the merch

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 7h

Everyone my age acts like The Locust didn't happen and that is unforgiveable. Own your part in that dark chapter of our national history.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 9h

What sucks is for all the very good jokes this guy is probably some ultra right-wing eurocentrist instigator

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 14h

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10h

My name? Thomas Crown. I'll just be moving along now if you don't mind

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 14h

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10h

People laughed and pointed at my bare bottom and called me an Unc and I don't know what that is but when my underpants were exposed I felt unsafe and also I think they were antisemites. No, no I am not Jewish but I felt it. One of them said "Skibbidy"

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 10h

This guy flew to Denver to get owned like this, went to the emergency room to get stitched up, and then watched the Giants blow a 32 point 4th quarter lead. Thousands of dollars. And he gets to go home to north Jersey. Karma is real and it is a bitch.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 11h

Up there with "broad daylight"

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

Focusing on the content, not the count

MOTHERFUCKERS the number of people who show up for a national day of protest is ACTUALLY NEWS. Like journalism 101 level news

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

Purple

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

Especially when your approval numbers are sub 40

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

It's weird enough that you make your political opposition "anti fascism" just begging the question. But then to respond to No Kings (I think this is corny but whatever) with "Actually I am the King and I will shit on you for not recognizing me as the King" is balls out insane

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

I'm an NFL superfan so I shouldn't be able to talk but this is FUCKING WEIRD.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

I saw him on a hunting trip

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 1d

1979? Please point me to the euthanasia booth

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 2d

But also it is now illegal for you to think this is not manly and cool. This is alpha male behavior, you are sexually attracted to it (regardless of orientation) and any disparaging remarks on social media will be prosecuted.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 2d

I mean he's only like twice as tall as Mario who is canonically a very short man so you might have a shot. But is he a normal ape or like a Congo ape? Those motherfuckers will crush your skull

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 4d

When I swore a blood oath to Antifa I didn't think there would be any repercussions.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 4d

It should be illegal for you to not like me

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 4d

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 4d

This is a gross thing pets do and yet the absolute most endearing shit in the world. She literally went out and hunted and wanted to feed you! That's the closest thing to love nature has

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 4d

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5d

It is not possible for a healthy human being to look like this. This is not what human beings are supposed to look like. No one in human history has looked like this until now.

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5d

Start an agricultural trade war with the country with the largest scale agricultural infrastructure in the history of the human race...

a man with the words stop laughing written on his shirt

ALT: a man with the words stop laughing written on his shirt

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5d

Trump : OK China! You can't have any of our soy beans!

China: We have 13 cities larger than Chicago all doing nothing but processing soy beans. We have been doing this for 3000 years

George Pearkes @peark.es · 5d

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.

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Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5d

No, for real this is actually in the latest Mission Impossible movie

Certified Pre-Owned Lib @ericwais.bsky.social · 5d

Lol what does Corey Booker think his future political career looks like? Does he still think he can be President? Is that a brainworm in EVERY senator no matter how obviously unpopular you are?

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d

"Look, I'm one of a handful of people that don't take corporate PAC money."

"What about AIPAC money? You take AIPAC money, don't you?"

"A minuscule percentage of my resources come from..."

"I read it's like $800,000...."

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