Erich with an H
banner
erichwithanh.bsky.social
Erich with an H
@erichwithanh.bsky.social
Singer-songwriter guy who uses a plastic pumpkin as a tip jar. Once a burly barkeep shook my hand and called me a “mother%&ing bard.” Best compliment I ever got.
Lord of the Rings: The Dealership of the Ring (2021)
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Siri is like if Amelia Bedelia was a computer.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
TFW even three ghosts don't want to visit you at night.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
After seeing that face, I'm pretty sure this American *can't "o"* ever again
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tantric Santa
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This could have been an email
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That’s him in the corner, that’s him in the spotlight, nodding like a pigeon
Trump is about to hit REM
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dude is a sentient record scratch.
every single still photo of kash patel looks like a freeze frame of "ive made a terrible mistake"
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I named my fist Acoustic and Guitar because you do NOT want me bringing them to a party.
I named my fists Brownsville and Girl because you're about to get Knocked Out Loaded
I named my fists Speak and Now because you're about to get a Swift beating
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I heard the new AQUAMAN movie is tuna quarter hours long.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Super Bowls come down to the kikr.
teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Belatedly entering the pie debate with this banger (if I do say so myself) in celebration of the sexiest of seasonal pies:

erich.bandcamp.com/track/my-my-...
My My (Pumpkin Pie), by Erich with an H
from the album That's the Twist...Again!
erich.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
WHO RUN BUSTOWN?
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Yeah, I’m thinking I’m baking!”
Time to write the script for a John Wick Christmas movie where he runs a small-town bakery. His brusque demeanor belies his delicate and delicious pâte à choux and he helps the locals find true love over hot chocolate and pâtisserie.
Kiefer Sutherland and Rebel Wilson charm in Tinsel Town, a winsome holiday comedy about a faded action hero learning to love the season again.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Erich with an H
My statement on the apparent closure of DOGE:
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Erin Brock-ho-ho-ho-vich
If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This might be the biggest problem with A.I. It’s an umbrella term for all these different technologies that range from helpful to despicable. So not only can corporate types deflect adoption criticism by pointing to the good stuff, the bad A.I. has thoroughly poisoned the well for the good stuff.
y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Erich with an H
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Same(hain)
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am “bought this $125 2-record set immediately” years old.
Chronic Town together with Murmur, the band’s earliest IRS releases, are now available via the Definitive Sound Series–a meticulous One-Step vinyl process renowned for its superior sound quality. Pre-order here: interscope.com/products/chr...
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spoken like a graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical School
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trump letting him pick a random reporter to murder like lobsters in a tank at a seafood restaurant.
just out of frame: a bone saw
Trump on MBS: "We have an extremely respected man in the Oval Office today. And a friend of mine for a long time. A very good friend of mine. I'm very proud of the job he's done in terms of human rights and everything else."
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Heading down to the Board of Elections to watch the manual recount for my election. I’m currently down by 2 votes. Send your good, pro-democracy vibes!
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Today gives new meaning to “this meeting could have been an email.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM