Eric Garment
@ericgarment.bsky.social
Researcher/copy writer for @numbersmlb.bsky.social. Sports uniform/number nerd. #Mets, Jets, #COYS, Terps, USMNT, pro wrestling. Two-time NYT quotee. Two-time Mets Designated Driver of the Game. Recently-minted Football Manager addict. He/him.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
funniest outcome right now would be an a&m safety, then a td+2 to tie, then win in OT
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
funniest outcome right now would be an a&m safety, then a td+2 to tie, then win in OT
introduce yourself with five concerts you attended (limiting this to 2025 concerts)
geordie greep
los campesinos!
the hives
amyl and the sniffers
dan deacon
geordie greep
los campesinos!
the hives
amyl and the sniffers
dan deacon
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Arrested Development opening for En Vogue (really)
Jamila Woods
Xzibit/Phife/Goodie MoB
Lilith Fair
Terrence Blanchard
Arrested Development opening for En Vogue (really)
Jamila Woods
Xzibit/Phife/Goodie MoB
Lilith Fair
Terrence Blanchard
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Just most recently (and these are years old now, like, pre-kid and mostly pre-COVID)
The Protomen
Adia Victoria
Dude York
The National
Bob Dylan and Mavis Staples
Just most recently (and these are years old now, like, pre-kid and mostly pre-COVID)
The Protomen
Adia Victoria
Dude York
The National
Bob Dylan and Mavis Staples
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you attended (limiting this to 2025 concerts)
geordie greep
los campesinos!
the hives
amyl and the sniffers
dan deacon
geordie greep
los campesinos!
the hives
amyl and the sniffers
dan deacon
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
probably gonna tap out of this maryland game at halftime. it's late. and i don't think they're turning this deficit around
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
probably gonna tap out of this maryland game at halftime. it's late. and i don't think they're turning this deficit around
maryland's offensive plan largely seems to be "shoot contested threes"
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
maryland's offensive plan largely seems to be "shoot contested threes"
gonna be one of those games for maryland huh
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
gonna be one of those games for maryland huh
now what's a college basketball player doing wearing number 95
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
now what's a college basketball player doing wearing number 95
just what everyone wanted from the players era thing - a game between maryland and alabama tipping off at 12:15a ET/11:15p CT
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
just what everyone wanted from the players era thing - a game between maryland and alabama tipping off at 12:15a ET/11:15p CT
oh boy is it time for mox to get beaten out of the death riders
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
oh boy is it time for mox to get beaten out of the death riders
shibata vs kingston, happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
shibata vs kingston, happy thanksgiving
toni said sickos, finish your drink
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
toni said sickos, finish your drink
toni cutting a promo on mox was not on my bingo card
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
toni cutting a promo on mox was not on my bingo card
thought: what if the death riders ambush moxley before his match and beat him out of the tournament
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
thought: what if the death riders ambush moxley before his match and beat him out of the tournament
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
alright so who's maryland gonna end up playing tomorrow to try and finish 2-1 in this thing
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
alright so who's maryland gonna end up playing tomorrow to try and finish 2-1 in this thing
[tapping the sign]
gotta love how every time a team needs a big 3 against maryland, they get it like 90% of the time
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[tapping the sign]
gotta love how every time a team needs a big 3 against maryland, they get it like 90% of the time
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
gotta love how every time a team needs a big 3 against maryland, they get it like 90% of the time
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This Maryland team going on a 16-4 run against this Zags team is a triumph of the human spirit
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This Maryland team going on a 16-4 run against this Zags team is a triumph of the human spirit
good to know trutv still thinks this is pregame
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
good to know trutv still thinks this is pregame
shamelessly stealing @jenramose.online’s bit and doing a year-end concert recap with pics starting with
Geordie Greep, January 13, Bowery Ballroom
Geordie Greep, January 13, Bowery Ballroom
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
shamelessly stealing @jenramose.online’s bit and doing a year-end concert recap with pics starting with
Geordie Greep, January 13, Bowery Ballroom
Geordie Greep, January 13, Bowery Ballroom
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“Brock Purdy” sounds like a movie star in the Flintstones Universe
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“Brock Purdy” sounds like a movie star in the Flintstones Universe