EnterpriseSplaining
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social
We are EnterpriseSplaining, a comedy podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Each episode, one host 'splains to the others what happened.
We have faith of the heart.
Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social
Part of the ESO Network
We have faith of the heart.
Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social
Part of the ESO Network
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Hi new followers! Did you know I host a very silly comedy podcast about #StarTrek Enterprise called EnterpriseSplaining? Each week only 1 of us watches the episode and then tells the others what happened in it. That means you don’t have to watch or remember the show yourself to listen and enjoy it!
If you mix those reaction videos where teenagers listen to Led Zeppelin for the first time with MST3K and #startrek Enterprise, you get our podcast.
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well this was a goddamn DELIGHT and i am laughing so hard i'm pretty sure it counts as an ab workout 😹😹😹😹
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
well this was a goddamn DELIGHT and i am laughing so hard i'm pretty sure it counts as an ab workout 😹😹😹😹
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Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
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I refused to actually watch Highlander and instead made Bill and Stephen explain it all to me for the episode.
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I refused to actually watch Highlander and instead made Bill and Stephen explain it all to me for the episode.
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
We would give anything to hear Diane Warren’s thoughts on this
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We would give anything to hear Diane Warren’s thoughts on this
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omg @enterprisesplain.bsky.social absolutely needs to see this 🤩🤣🎺
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
omg @enterprisesplain.bsky.social absolutely needs to see this 🤩🤣🎺
TeePublic is having a big sale this week, which includes the ESO Network store with our EnterpriseSplaining logo shirts and Porthos Appreciation Society Shirts! Now is your chance to show your love for Porthos, the bestest boy in all Star Trek, for just $15! (Porthos design by @enabuns.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
TeePublic is having a big sale this week, which includes the ESO Network store with our EnterpriseSplaining logo shirts and Porthos Appreciation Society Shirts! Now is your chance to show your love for Porthos, the bestest boy in all Star Trek, for just $15! (Porthos design by @enabuns.bsky.social)
Since it's a holiday week, heads-up that we will have an episode this week, but not about Star Trek Enterprise! Instead we'll be going on an away mission to visit a movie that every straight HS boyfriend in the 90s was forcing their girlfriends to watch. Trust us, you will NOT be disappointed.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Since it's a holiday week, heads-up that we will have an episode this week, but not about Star Trek Enterprise! Instead we'll be going on an away mission to visit a movie that every straight HS boyfriend in the 90s was forcing their girlfriends to watch. Trust us, you will NOT be disappointed.
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We need to talk about the water polo ball part. First of all, archer’s water polo ball on the NX-01 “rarely saw its intended use”??? Does this mean that it eventually will? ARE WE GOING TO SEE ARCHER PLAY WATER POLO ON THE ENTERPRISE????? (please don’t answer this for real though because spoilers)
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We need to talk about the water polo ball part. First of all, archer’s water polo ball on the NX-01 “rarely saw its intended use”??? Does this mean that it eventually will? ARE WE GOING TO SEE ARCHER PLAY WATER POLO ON THE ENTERPRISE????? (please don’t answer this for real though because spoilers)
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I can’t describe how bonkers the memory alpha page for “ball” is. It gives fun ball facts such as that the football was named after the sport of football! And the basketball was named after the sport of basketball! And yes, every one of these amazing facts has a #startrek episode reference attached
On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I can’t describe how bonkers the memory alpha page for “ball” is. It gives fun ball facts such as that the football was named after the sport of football! And the basketball was named after the sport of basketball! And yes, every one of these amazing facts has a #startrek episode reference attached
On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).
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In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.
In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.
Man of our (faith of the) heart.
Look, I hate it, okay? But if someone says the word "Faith" in any context I will be fighting like Roger Rabbit when he hears "Shave and a haircut" not to blurt out "OF THE HEART!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Man of our (faith of the) heart.
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It is very important to me that more people know the theme tune to Star Trek: Enterprise was written for Rod Stewart to sing for the 1998 Robin Williams movie, Patch Adams.
Not sure what was worse: the trainer who took my gym class this morning starting the workout to the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise, or him not *knowing* it was the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise when I asked him, implying that he actually found the song by another route and LIKED it???
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It is very important to me that more people know the theme tune to Star Trek: Enterprise was written for Rod Stewart to sing for the 1998 Robin Williams movie, Patch Adams.
Listeners of our show would, of course, already know this fact along with like 100 other useless pieces of trivia about Diane Warren and the Star Trek Enterprise theme song. We are truly doing the world a service with our Diane Warren segment.
It is very important to me that more people know the theme tune to Star Trek: Enterprise was written for Rod Stewart to sing for the 1998 Robin Williams movie, Patch Adams.
Not sure what was worse: the trainer who took my gym class this morning starting the workout to the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise, or him not *knowing* it was the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise when I asked him, implying that he actually found the song by another route and LIKED it???
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Listeners of our show would, of course, already know this fact along with like 100 other useless pieces of trivia about Diane Warren and the Star Trek Enterprise theme song. We are truly doing the world a service with our Diane Warren segment.
The power of Diane Warren is strong.
Not sure what was worse: the trainer who took my gym class this morning starting the workout to the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise, or him not *knowing* it was the theme from Star Trek: Enterprise when I asked him, implying that he actually found the song by another route and LIKED it???
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The power of Diane Warren is strong.
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We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."
We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."
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New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.
New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.
They should have changed it to:
She’s the songwriter behind such hits as “If I Could Turn Back Time,””How Do I Live,” & “FAITH OF THE HEART” #startrek
She’s the songwriter behind such hits as “If I Could Turn Back Time,””How Do I Live,” & “FAITH OF THE HEART” #startrek
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social As seen on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social tonight!
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
They should have changed it to:
She’s the songwriter behind such hits as “If I Could Turn Back Time,””How Do I Live,” & “FAITH OF THE HEART” #startrek
She’s the songwriter behind such hits as “If I Could Turn Back Time,””How Do I Live,” & “FAITH OF THE HEART” #startrek
If you all listen to our podcast, you should know this one immediately!
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social As seen on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social tonight!
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If you all listen to our podcast, you should know this one immediately!
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Our Second Contact episode on Cease Fire is out today! @mrssweatheifer.bsky.social from @monkeeingaround.bsky.social joined us to talk about how much we all just love Shran and why this was a standout episode of ENT. Plus we recapped our time at @dragoncon.org and talked about gyrospheres. #startrek
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Our Second Contact episode on Cease Fire is out today! @mrssweatheifer.bsky.social from @monkeeingaround.bsky.social joined us to talk about how much we all just love Shran and why this was a standout episode of ENT. Plus we recapped our time at @dragoncon.org and talked about gyrospheres. #startrek