emmylou sugarbean
@emxlymargaret.bsky.social
annoying, angry, vulgar. a rat in rat's clothing.
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bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭
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Even if you don’t primarily reside in an area that’s a hot spot, the training helps you get better at keeping an eye out and knowing how to report, record, etc
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Even if you don’t primarily reside in an area that’s a hot spot, the training helps you get better at keeping an eye out and knowing how to report, record, etc
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depression can't hit a moving target or whatever
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
depression can't hit a moving target or whatever
the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time
i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid
if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need.
January 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need.
brunch had great lighting what can we say
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
brunch had great lighting what can we say
this motherhood shit is easy
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
this motherhood shit is easy
the gang has a baby shower
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
the gang has a baby shower
fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast.
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 PM
fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast.
getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp
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Hardest edit I’ve seen so far
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Hardest edit I’ve seen so far
it's me vs my uterus
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
it's me vs my uterus
men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart
December 1, 2024 at 9:21 AM
men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart
one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache
snowy day (i'm filled with rage)
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
snowy day (i'm filled with rage)
round face supremacy
November 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
round face supremacy
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Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5
November 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5
making stuffed mushroom dip for thanksgiving if you even fucking care
November 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
making stuffed mushroom dip for thanksgiving if you even fucking care
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eating sequins to get my sparkle back
November 25, 2024 at 1:10 PM
eating sequins to get my sparkle back
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just some christmas pics of my cat to cleanse the tl
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 AM
just some christmas pics of my cat to cleanse the tl
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my employers have an expectation that I will do any meaningful work between now and january 2nd and that is very fool's paradise of them
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
my employers have an expectation that I will do any meaningful work between now and january 2nd and that is very fool's paradise of them
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wake up babe it's crab tureen, 1736-95, artists in Jingdezhen, China
November 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
wake up babe it's crab tureen, 1736-95, artists in Jingdezhen, China