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Anders Emretsson
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evansutton.bsky.social
Time Magazine person of the year is a bunch of ai slop peddlers. I've got a very specific beef with how this trash billionaire mouthpiece rag is stealing the valor of real American heroes to promote these rapacious techbro douchebags.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Mycket esoteriska ingredienser i veckans #drinkklubben så jag hoppar mötet och tröstar mig med en fatlagrad imperial stout. Skål!
Ett fullt glas och en nästan tom flaska Deschutes The Abyss Barrel Aged Imperial Stout.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 2d
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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phileil.bsky.social
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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theonion.com
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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aedwardslevy.bsky.social
"there's a new serif in town"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
emretsson.bsky.social
So … bonkers…?
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 3d
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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thegmcconnachie.bsky.social
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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jordanuhl.com
Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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zop.se
Nu ska jag bara hitta alla här igen. Ni får gärna hjälpa till.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Är den här äkta?
Alfahannen Kristersson etablerar dominans över Jimmie Åkesson.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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chris.zahller.me
Thank me later.

#boing
Boing
Boing
boing.greg.technology
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Det här vädret
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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vermontgmg.bsky.social
It’s weird that news organizations like the BBC are covering this as if it’s a real thing with a real process behind it—and not clearly some nakedly invented “participation trophy” by a corrupt organization to curry favor with a corrupt and easily manipulated man-child. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Donald Trump: US president named inaugural Fifa Peace Prize winner
US President Donald Trump receives the inaugural Fifa Peace Prize before the draw for the 2026 Fifa World Cup.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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staffanlandin.bsky.social
Jag upprepar:

DET VI UPPLEVER ÄR INTE EN
- ÖKAD GENERELL MISSTRO MOT DEMOKRATI
- ÖKAD POLARISERING
- ÖKAD "KRITIK" MOT INVANDRING
- AUKTORITÄRA TENDESER

VI SER DEN STÖRSTA GLOBALA HÖGERPOPULISTISKA, KRAFTSAMLINGEN I MODERN TID. PÅ ALLA FRONTER.

MOT ALLA DE VÄRDEN SOM VI SLAGITS FÖR I 150 ÅR.
staffanlandin.bsky.social Staffan Landin @staffanlandin.bsky.social · Jan 24
En sak vi MÅSTE göra är att sluta beskriva den framväxande fascismen enbart i termer av "oroliga tider", "ökad polarisering" eller "autoritära tendenser".

Så länge vi i det öppna samtalet inte vågar erkänna att det är en framväxande medveten politisk rörelse kommer den bara fortsätta segra. >>
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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walshfreedom.bsky.social
Friday night Tequila Tweet: Fuck all my former colleagues who turned my former political party into a cult. Into a proudly stupid, authoritarian-embracing cult. Fuck their fear. Fuck their selfishness. Fuck their cowardice. They’ve done real damage to their country.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
emretsson.bsky.social
Det är fredag. Jag har inte jobbat med lönearbete. På förmiddagen satt jag och min fru den publicerade författaren på Svedjan och skrev. Tvätt’n’shit på eftermiddagen. Planen var att skulle bli Picasso på Moderna från 18 men reasons gjorde att vi hamnade på Pet Sounds Bar i stället.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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lisaehlin.bsky.social
Send Dunes
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
emretsson.bsky.social
Självmedicinerar ni?
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Några gånger när jag sjungit karaoke har folk tyckt att det har låtit alldeles överjävligt bra. Skulle kanske inte kalla det otippat, eller kanske är det otippat att jag aldrig lyckats göra något av det, sjungit i band eller kör?
senasteida.bsky.social Mörda bilar/hata data @senasteida.bsky.social · 12d
Berätta nåt som folk brukar tycka är otippat med dig!
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Shocked! Shocked I tell you!
Silicon Valley’s Man in the White House Is Benefiting Himself and His Friends David Sacks, the Trump administration’s A.I. and crypto czar, has helped formulate policies that aid his Silicon Valley friends and many of his own tech investments.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
emretsson.bsky.social
Jag minns hur kul det var att läsa Bengt Ohlsson i På Stan. Det var då det.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
emretsson.bsky.social
Gubbrockarkväll.
Dr Martens och svarta skinny jeans på medelålders farbror på buss i Stockholm. Utanför bild: svart skinnjacka.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM