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Emily Egan

@emilypegan.bsky.social

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Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful. Views are my own.

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 5h

Ah hope, lovely to see you.

a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity

ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 5h

I almost want to join Truth Social just to see the crash out in real time. Almost.

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 7h

*going TO claim

Dammit.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7h

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 7h

Ok California bring it home for us.

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 7h

No thank you.

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That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 7h

Largest voter turnout in New York City mayoral election since 1969.

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 7h

Tonight was so bad for Republicans that Mike Johnson is going you claim not to know anything about it when asked tomorrow.

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 7h

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!

Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 7h

BREAKING: MAMDANI HAS WON according to Decision Desk

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 8h

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 9h

Gonna be some flying ketchup bottles in the White House tonight!

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Loglady Marmalade (Coleen) @coldbean.bsky.social · 1d

Latest update on New Orleans community fridges

Latest updates on New Orleans community fridges
NOLAcommunityfridges.org

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 12h

These are PHENOMENAL!!! NoVA let's GOOOOOO!!!

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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 12h

The Saints traded a top 10 pick, a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 7th round picks for 29 atrocious starts from Penning.

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 13h

The Chargers are acquiring Trevor Penning from the Saints, per source.

Offensive line help for Los Angeles at the buzzer.

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 12h

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 14h

how did we get in a situation where our collective will to live rests with CA, VA, NJ, and NY coming through?

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 15h

Narrator: "They did not."

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 16h

I don't like how we got here, but I'm fine with it. Plus happy for him to go to one of the best teams in the league right now.

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 16h

Generally OK with the Shaheed trade --- can't rebuild in our current state but definitely want to know what we got for him.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17h

Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"

Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 16h

Very fancy!!

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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 16h

Pleeeeeassssssse.

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 17h

I mean this is just so embarrassing for this guy. Like he's going to have to change his name or something.

Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 17h

For my general mental state I really need these elections to go well today.